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Re: Alex Johnson - worst prime minister ever?#636

By Andy McDandy - Fri Apr 23, 2021 10:45 am

- Fri Apr 23, 2021 10:45 am #636

More that he can't let anyone upstage him. This is him tripping up McPastry after the latter has just given a successful recitation at the front of the class. He gets the laugh and reminds the swot that they're not all that.

As the actress said to the bishop, rabbi, imam and priest
"My eyes have seen the glory, I'm a born again Atheist!"

Re: Alex Johnson - worst prime minister ever?#640

By Crabcakes - Fri Apr 23, 2021 11:03 am

- Fri Apr 23, 2021 11:03 am #640

Andy McDandy wrote: ↑Fri Apr 23, 2021 10:45 am More that he can't let anyone upstage him. This is him tripping up McPastry after the latter has just given a successful recitation at the front of the class. He gets the laugh and reminds the swot that they're not all that.

And with that in mind, you know that (a) he'll be aware of what Greta T has done and (b) be furious about it because he's now been owned.

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Re: Alex Johnson - worst prime minister ever?#642

By davidjay - Fri Apr 23, 2021 11:44 am

- Fri Apr 23, 2021 11:44 am #642

"Muddling through". It's the national motto now.

Re: Alex Johnson - worst prime minister ever?#645

By Samanfur - Fri Apr 23, 2021 11:54 am

- Fri Apr 23, 2021 11:54 am #645

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"Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away."
- Philip K. Dick

Re: Alex Johnson - worst prime minister ever?#648

By Youngian - Fri Apr 23, 2021 12:03 pm

- Fri Apr 23, 2021 12:03 pm #648

‘Nothing wrong with bunny hugging,’ Johnson added in mitigation. Well there is as landowners have to cull rabbits by law as they’d threaten the food supply because they breed like Boris. Clear it with Defra next time.

Re: Alex Johnson - worst prime minister ever?#658

By The Red Arrow - Fri Apr 23, 2021 12:30 pm

- Fri Apr 23, 2021 12:30 pm #658

Jesus H Christ...

Justin Welby: Archbishop urges forgiveness amid political lobbying row

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-56846908

Gone. Sick of Starmeroid hypocrisy.

Re: Alex Johnson - worst prime minister ever?#659

By Youngian - Fri Apr 23, 2021 12:37 pm

- Fri Apr 23, 2021 12:37 pm #659

Justin- Hi Alex, just reminder of how our parishioners came out in droves to free us from the Treaty of Rome. How about some tax concessions on our land holdings? Lol xxx

Boris- Leave it to me Justin I’m PM and can fix stuff !!

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Re: Alex Johnson - worst prime minister ever?#661

By The Red Arrow - Fri Apr 23, 2021 12:46 pm

- Fri Apr 23, 2021 12:46 pm #661

Old Etonian, you know. I'm sure it's just a coincidence.

Gone. Sick of Starmeroid hypocrisy.

Re: Alex Johnson - worst prime minister ever?#672

By Boiler - Fri Apr 23, 2021 2:18 pm

- Fri Apr 23, 2021 2:18 pm #672

I understand Johnson will publish the messages today.

"Nothing to see here."

Re: Alex Johnson - worst prime minister ever?#673

By Youngian - Fri Apr 23, 2021 2:20 pm

- Fri Apr 23, 2021 2:20 pm #673

Who’s this supposed to appeal to? Not the gammons in his electoral coalition who are furious there’s no Lee Rigby day.

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Re: Alex Johnson - worst prime minister ever?#674

By Samanfur - Fri Apr 23, 2021 2:22 pm

- Fri Apr 23, 2021 2:22 pm #674

That would be the racism we haven't got, because his tame writers said so?

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- Philip K. Dick

Re: Alex Johnson - worst prime minister ever?#683

By The Red Arrow - Fri Apr 23, 2021 3:13 pm

- Fri Apr 23, 2021 3:13 pm #683

If that’s Harvey it would explain a lot.......

Gone. Sick of Starmeroid hypocrisy.

Re: Alex Johnson - worst prime minister ever?#685

By Boiler - Fri Apr 23, 2021 3:27 pm

- Fri Apr 23, 2021 3:27 pm #685

As one user pointed out:

"Remake of Donnie Darko looks a bit shit."

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Re: Alex Johnson - worst prime minister ever?#696

By Bones McCoy - Fri Apr 23, 2021 4:58 pm

- Fri Apr 23, 2021 4:58 pm #696

That Elmer Fudd's let himself go.

Re: Alex Johnson - worst prime minister ever?#699

By Samanfur - Fri Apr 23, 2021 5:58 pm

- Fri Apr 23, 2021 5:58 pm #699

Someone's willing to discuss where the bodies're buried:

Cummings says Boris Johnson had ‘possibly illegal’ secret plan to fund Downing Street flat refurbishments

Dominic Cummings has said the PM planned to have donors secretly pay for the renovation of his Downing Street Flat - a bid the former aid described as “unethical, foolish” and “possibly illegal”.

"Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away."
- Philip K. Dick

Re: Alex Johnson - worst prime minister ever?#700

By Tubby Isaacs - Fri Apr 23, 2021 6:08 pm

- Fri Apr 23, 2021 6:08 pm #700

How do you tell which of those two is lying?

Re: Alex Johnson - worst prime minister ever?#701

By Samanfur - Fri Apr 23, 2021 6:11 pm

- Fri Apr 23, 2021 6:11 pm #701

I have no idea.

"Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away."
- Philip K. Dick

Re: Alex Johnson - worst prime minister ever?#703

By RedSparrows - Fri Apr 23, 2021 6:42 pm

- Fri Apr 23, 2021 6:42 pm #703

Like an old parable, the message of which is to get tae fuck away from both of them.

The idiot formerly known as cycloon. Still an idiot, mind.

Re: Alex Johnson - worst prime minister ever?#707

By Andy McDandy - Fri Apr 23, 2021 7:09 pm

- Fri Apr 23, 2021 7:09 pm #707

It's like Iraq vs Iran. You wish both could lose.

As the actress said to the bishop, rabbi, imam and priest
"My eyes have seen the glory, I'm a born again Atheist!"

Re: Alex Johnson - worst prime minister ever?#709

By kreuzberger - Fri Apr 23, 2021 7:24 pm

- Fri Apr 23, 2021 7:24 pm #709

Oi! My barber is Iraqi. I've been looking like the Sultan of Schöneberg since 19:00 yesterday.

And, every Iranian I have ever met has been an absolute sweetheart - kinky as fuck drug-monsters but with hearts of gold!

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