[Philip Marlow]

Bloody migrants.

[Youngian]

Mail makes the shocking discovery that someone of Afro-Caribbean descent had ancestors raped by a slave owner.
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/articl ... owner.html

[Bones McCoy]

Just wait till they investigate Trump's lineage.

He's like Harry Potter - Descended form Wizards.

[Malcolm Armsteen]

The Grandest Wizards...

[Bones McCoy]

The Grandest Wizards...

Not like that!!

[satnav]

From Mail on line.

Phil Foden enjoys a run with his son Ronnie, 5, as the Man United star is seen for the first time since neighbours 'called police over late night children's party at his £3M Cheshire mansion'

I must have missed that sensational transfer.

[Bones McCoy]

Finger on the fucking pulse - again.

[kreuzberger]

There is this dreadful story about a British couple being found in south-western France, having possibly been murdered, but who are definitely dead.

Their retirement does seem idyllic and these are beastly circumstances, but Derry Street has made no mention of the value of their retreat.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/articl ... gator.html

Poor show. There will be a major cunting in the morning.

[Yug]

Yebbut, the house value will be in euros. We don't want no mention of that forrin rubbish here, thank you very much.

[kreuzberger]

Nobody left in the newsroom who can convert to guineas?

[slilley]

Andrew Pierce should spend less time preening in front of the cameras on Good Morning Britain or his GB News programme and spend his time doing his own job properly. This morning he has attacked Ed Miliband for an extravagant salary as head of the International Rescue Committee.

[Bones McCoy]

IRC. Foiunded by Albert Einstein, headed by David Milliband.

Maybe these swarthy semitic types all look the same to Tory Boy.
Why can't they all be blonde, nice and easily distinguishable; like Vanessa Feltz and Rachel Riley?

Or, was Tory Boy confused by the resemblance of the International Rescue brothers.
Take a good look Pierce.

[soulboy]

Wait until this keen newshound hears about the royalties from Abracadabra and The Joker.

[slilley]

Nobody left in the newsroom who can convert to guineas?

A pound and a shilling, easy.

[Watchman]

You are Peter Hitchins, and I claim my £5

[Killer Whale]

£5.25, Shirley?

[Watchman]

Yes it is…..and don’t call me Surely