[Youngian]

Also heard Johnson has no financial problems and has knocked people for money all his life. Because that’s who he is.

[Bones McCoy]

Wasn't it reported a few weeks ago that Johnson was struggling to live on a PM's salary? If so, why bring into he world yet another mouth to feed?

What's that thing the Tories say about "f you can't afford kids".

[Bones McCoy]

Have scientists calculated Johnson's R-number yet?

[Boiler]

The BBC suggested this will be his seventh child.

[mattomac]

This century….

[Youngian]

The BBC suggested this will be his seventh child.

Possibly, who knows? Johnson is Mick Philpot with cod Latin.

[Youngian]

I see what you did there

[Andy McDandy]

I'm sorry, being dense here. What's the gag?

[Malcolm Armsteen]

FIIK

[kreuzberger]

FIIK

Nope, still in the dark ...

[Youngian]

I'm sorry, being dense here. What's the gag?

Its charting Johnson's royal yacht fetish and cosplaying

[Malcolm Armsteen]

Fucked If I Know...

(So TMTOU)

[Boiler]

What's with the "unfeasibly smooth neck" stuff?

[Watchman]

I assumed that was a play on “the brass neck of that fella”

[Tubby Isaacs]

All I would say to everybody in the country is we are in favour of jobs and growth throughout the UK. We have got a big programme to convert the vaccine rollout into the fastest and most sustainable economic recovery that we can.

Given that the vaccine rollout was centrally directed by government taskforce and delivered mostly by the public sector, this would be an interesting development for a Conservative Prime Minister. Caroline Flint and John Mann to be running the car industry?

[Boiler]

Masterful.

Thatcher helped climate by closing coal mines, says Boris Johnson

[kreuzberger]

A penny-drop moment as he cottons on to the fact that, without the verminous Scots, the Klepto-Reich can lord it for a thousand years.

[Tubby Isaacs]

Didn't we import coal instead of producing it?

[davidjay]

And Wilson closed more...

[Bones McCoy]

Didn't we import coal instead of producing it?

From Venezuela.
I can't recall whether they were commies at the time.