[Watchman]

Picture of Theresa Coffey

[satnav]

How often do Tories commentators like Nad drool over Johnson going down the zip wire at the London Olympics or when he used to pretend that he was going out running dressed like a bag of shite?

[Andy McDandy]

That's eccentricity, being a character.

As ever, money (or coming from it) makes anything acceptable.

[davidjay]

How often do Tories commentators like Nad drool over Johnson going down the zip wire at the London Olympics or when he used to pretend that he was going out running dressed like a bag of shite?

Please don't use the words "Nad" and "Johnson going down" in close proximity. It's not a good image.

[Abernathy]

True to type, Johnson got stuck on that zip wire because he lied about his weight.

[Andy McDandy]

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/debate/arti ... -nowt.html

Dorries on something for nothing culture, bringing up your background all the time, accepting freebies, playing the system, and pot/kettle differentiation.

[Bones McCoy]

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/debate/arti ... -nowt.html

Dorries on something for nothing culture, bringing up your background all the time, accepting freebies, playing the system, and pot/kettle differentiation.

I must have sourced my Irony meter from Hamas.

[Abernathy]

Nad is on Newsnight plugging her new book (of course), seemingly an expose of un-named male Tory MPs cavorting nekkid in an office in Portcullis House and getting their photies taken in flagrante. Nad has seen the images, but of course, she is keeping schtuum about who exactly was involved. Oh and Nad was at pains to point out that everything in her book has been cleared by expert lawyers (at the insistence of her publishers, apparently).



It’s all a load of old shite, of course, but hey, Nad’s got a book to flog.

[Andy McDandy]

Yeah, getting a copy of Rivals and updating all the references and crossing out "TV executive" and pencilling in "MP" might just require a lawyer or two.

[Abernathy]

Review in The Grauniad is an entertaining read :
https://www.theguardian.com/books/2024/ ... ies-review

[Bones McCoy]

Downfall eh!

"Mein Johnson, you aren't the Prime Minister any more."

<<A shaking hand removes his glasses>>

Meanwhile outside, Nad's friend reassures her.

"I'm sure the Damehood's just delayed in the post"

[davidjay]

Review in The Grauniad is an entertaining read :
https://www.theguardian.com/books/2024/ ... ies-review

Indeed.