[The Weeping Angel]

[Oboogie]

It's Born In The USA all over again.

[Boiler]

"When I use a song, it means just what I choose it to mean—neither more nor less."

(with apologies to Lewis Carroll)

[Boiler]

This is a joke, right...?

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cjrld3erq4eo

[kreuzberger]

Any news about his much-coveted Nobel Peace Prize?

[Andy McDandy]

The phone isn't US-made, and never will be. Just another scam.

[Boiler]

The most they'd be able to manage is "assembled in the USA".

[Bones McCoy]

The most they'd be able to manage is "assembled in the USA".

Somebody puts a sticker on the box.

[mattomac]

Like his hats they will be made somewhere in south east asia.

[Tubby Isaacs]

The most they'd be able to manage is "assembled in the USA".

Can they manage that? Even in Arkansas that would be considerably more expensive than assembly in China or whichever neighbor had a better tariff deal. More likely you'll hear some pivot to "Apple is good American firm that employs loads of Americans", as if the bullshit about manufacturing had never been said.

[Boiler]

The most they'd be able to manage is "assembled in the USA".

Can they manage that? Even in Arkansas that would be considerably more expensive than assembly in China or whichever neighbor had a better tariff deal.

I'm sure someone in Dogshit OH could screw a completed PCB onto a completed screen assembly, push a couple of flat ribbons onto the PCB and clip the back on... then it'd count as "assembled in the USA"?

[Tubby Isaacs]

They wouldn't even feel they needed to do that. They'd just lie or change the subject because it's easier and pretend they'd never said what everyone heard them say.

[Bones McCoy]

Facebook now brimming with Septics.
Fapping themselves silly anticipating Tehran getting nuked.