[Boiler]

No, of course not. But all that matters is that someone - probably a foreigner - has mucked around with it, and they tasted better in the old days and they employ Gary Lineker and they're based in Leicester which is essentially crawling with Them What Don't Eat Bacon Like Proper Men Does.

Reasonable explanation here.

https://oxfordshiredaily.co.uk/smoky-ba ... ps-banned/

[Malcolm Armsteen]

Surprised he hasn’t claimed they are now flavoured with halal bacon

They're not haram, as far as I can see, just culturally inappropriate.

Similarly, they are kosher but unapproved.

[kreuzberger]

If they want to avoid the faith-based issues and carcinogenic elements in kid-on smoke, they can always opt for a bag of Roast Chicken.

That said, there's no beating a bag of Pickled Onion Monster Munch, is there?

[Boiler]

I preferred the beef MM myself, but the pickled onion was a good sub.

Mind you, since that URTI I had a couple of years ago, nothing smells or tastes the same as it did before anyway.

[Malcolm Armsteen]

You can get pickled onion Monster Munch mayo now.

Just sayin'.

[Abernathy]

If Farage promised to bring back Brannigan’s Roast Beef and Mustard flavour crisps, I might even vote * for the frogfaced cunt.


* not really

[Malcolm Armsteen]

Words fail me...

[kreuzberger]

I doubt that I will get much traction for this but, for a cheese board, I do like to grind up ready salted crisps and make them in to a paste with Worcester Sauce and a dashette of Tabasco.

[Abernathy]

I doubt that I will get much traction for this but, for a cheese board, I do like to grind up ready salted crisps and make them in to a paste with Worcester Sauce and a dashette of Tabasco.

What do you do then? Dip your Handkäse into it?

[Bones McCoy]

Words fail me...

Should've held at fifty-seven.

[Youngian]

Top money saving tip from business man Rupert Lowe, why pay to call a vet out when your gofor can splat your dog to death with a 12 bore.

Former Reform MP Rupert Lowe admits getting staff member to put down his Labrador with a shotgun

https://www.standard.co.uk/news/uk/rupe ... 34246.html