[davidjay]

Pass the mindbleach...

In which my new lover gives me an STD

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/home/you/ar ... s-STD.html

Did anybody take one for the team and read it?
Mail online is be behind a paywall - these days....

Wad it David 1, the German or David 2?

The German. Except you know it will never be referred to again.

[Youngian]

Fair play to Frisky Liz living her best life at 66. 'Young man.'

[Bones McCoy]

The after-hours mail scribbler fan-fiction club has surrendered to the horny starvo club.

[Youngian]

Liz is quitting men and sex because they're all useless and not up to dating a glamorous, interesting and funny sex kitten like herself. You can always make some up for your next article.
https://www.facebook.com/share/v/18TJnfDgPs/

[davidjay]

Her diary is one of the highlights of the weekend. For total (albeit fictional) narcissistic double standards totally lacking in self-awareness she can't be beaten. Lately she's been talking about a man who she met then sent her some abusive emails after she ridiculed him in her column. Oh, the outrage.