[Watchman]

Am I right in thinking that the paper he works for, in the past, had a semi for the Austrian bloke who didnt like Jews

[Killer Whale]

The Jews are the good guys now we hate Muslims more. Get with the programme.

[Watchman]

Thats me, always a step behind

[Andy McDandy]

https://www.smry.ai/proxy?url=https%3A% ... a2UuaHRtbA

He doesn't do politics, and thinks events in faraway countries are of no concern to us. Hence this blow job to Trump. He seems to be picking up a few habits from the shitstain, too:

On Tuesday we were walking to lunch on our North London shopping parade when a young Jewish guy in a Arsenal shirt coming in the opposite direction stopped us and said: thank you for your support.

Did he have tears in his eyes as well?

Cunt.

[Boiler]

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[Watchman]

"We're going to need a bigger chin"

[Malcolm Armsteen]

https://www.smry.ai/proxy?url=https%3A% ... a2UuaHRtbA

He doesn't do politics, and thinks events in faraway countries are of no concern to us. Hence this blow job to Trump. He seems to be picking up a few habits from the shitstain, too:

On Tuesday we were walking to lunch on our North London shopping parade when a young Jewish guy in a Arsenal shirt coming in the opposite direction stopped us and said: thank you for your support.

Did he have tears in his eyes as well?

Cunt.

Did no-one applaud?

Cunting cunt.

[Youngian]

But Trump reminded Netanyahu in no uncertain terms who was boss.

This shouldn’t have come as a surprise to any sentient Trump-watcher with half a brain. He is routinely portrayed as a clown, a semi-imbecile with a thin skin, full of childish impetuousity.

Netanyahu and every other world leader knows the occupant of the Whitehouse is the boss (especially when it comes to military attrition). That's why Trump's not treated like the thin skinned semi imbecile impetuous man child that he is. But a good big boy that deserves flattery and sheriff's badges if we can have his toys in our corner.

[Andy McDandy]

https://www.smry.ai/proxy?url=https%3A% ... XZlLmh0bWw

You can't say businessman any more, ha ha, remember when the Pee Cees said we had to say Personhole, anyway this is all part of the war on business because Labour are determined to crash the economy and turn all your kids lesbian. At least that's what Toby Young says.

Thick cunt.

[Abernathy]

Doesn't he write that every week ?

[Andy McDandy]

Ha ha, no! While Abers might think that Littlejohn puts out the same whinge every week, blaming everything on PC and Labour, our esteemed John Smith remembering member couldn't be more wrong. Because, you see, sometimes Littlejohn has a go at the Muslims!

[Abernathy]

Okay, fair point.

[Youngian]

The property market has imploded

Whoopee, when did this happen? Oh it hasn't outside of Littlejohn's head.

[Andy McDandy]

https://www.smry.ai/proxy?url=https%3A% ... on_desktop

More budget. Air travel might get more expensive, and this means any Labour person going abroad - for any reason - is doing a HIPPOCRASSIE!!!!

See that Starmer, going off on his flights to summits and stuff? Who does he think he is? And that Khan bloke ordinary decent Londoners like I totally am keep inexplicably voting for, what's he doing with his chauffeur driven car?

Now let's flip it. See that Starmer, why is he never at the big global events? Reduces our standing on the world stage. And Khan, eh? Driving himself about like a two-bit minicab driver. Pathetic.

Yup, evil when we do it, par for the course for them. Because most right wing commentators are cunts.

[Yug]

I take exception to this

Because most right wing commentators are cunts.

All right wing commentators are cunts, just some do a better job of hiding it than others.

[Malcolm Armsteen]

I've got to meet you two for a pint some day...

[Youngian]

Yet while struggling families are working out whether they can still afford to take the kids to Disney World in Florida

Or as struggling columnists on £600K calls it, home.

Flying is a ghastly experience I don't envy a PM or anyone else who has to endure it on a regular basis. But for Littlejohn's audience still stuck in 1965 its glamour, Liz Taylor stepping off a 747 at Heathrow.

[Andy McDandy]

Jetting off to sun-kissed climes (i.e. anywhere south of Portsmouth, h/t to Robert Hutton).