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We've been beating problems round the head for 20,000 years, more beatings will see us through.

Luckily Kemi has a solution that would stop any kids getting bad ideas about women.

Kemi Badenoch backs calls to ban under-16s from owning smartphones - and reveals her 11-year-old is only allowed a classic 'brick' mobile

Lucky kid. Nothing for their Mum to hack.

That'll be 10,000 to replace the 20,000 sacked (or "let go") under Osborne's austerity.

Tubby Isaacs wrote: ↑Thu Dec 18, 2025 5:48 pm Luckily Kemi has a solution that would stop any kids getting bad ideas about women.

Kemi Badenoch backs calls to ban under-16s from owning smartphones - and reveals her 11-year-old is only allowed a classic 'brick' mobile

Yeah, sure he is.

What is it about Tories and performative bollocks with their kids?

Tubby Isaacs wrote: ↑Thu Dec 18, 2025 4:40 pm Ladies and Gentlemen, the Leader of the Opposition.

Badenoch added: “The fact is, it’s not 11-year-old boys in school who are perpetrating violence against women and girls […] They need to do the right thing, put police officers on the street, stop people who come from cultures that don’t respect women coming into our country, foreign criminals removed as soon as they commit crimes. Those are the sorts of things that will make a difference.”

Wayne Couzens springs to mind

Or David Carrick. Or David Rathband.

And they're just the ones we hear about. That the partners or exes of abusive officers usually know better than to report them to their colleagues has been an established fact for a long time.

She is pretty much parroting Rupert Low, the spittle flecked racist who frequents flat-roofed pubs in Great Yarmouth which forsake a sea view for a meat raffle.

Wasn't Rupert Lowe investigated for bullying members of his staff in his parliamentary office. Presumably he doesn't consider bullying staff members as being violent towards women.

It's now got to the stage where even Thatcher would be embarrassed by what she's saying.

I've just noticed Kemi, in response to a major policy announcement, says the Government is "out of ideas".

It's not even "AI slop". It's like my Spectrum is writing her tweets, or at least a racist Spectrum.

Spectrum? Bit... rainbow-y, y'know?

More MK14*.

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https://www.computinghistory.org.uk/det ... idge-MK14/

I'd like to visit that museum.

MK14? MK14?

In my day we wrote political tweets on ALTAIR 8800.

I'm sure the Telegraph is onboard with Kemi, so what does it make of its own story, I wonder? Probably, "he's not an 11 year old boy".

Sticking it to Nigel is a new one for the Tories. Makes you wonder if its a dead cert that there's Kremlin shit coming Farage's way.

Kemi's Tories are now kicking off at the EHRC for some mild remarks criticizing political rhetoric about immigrants. Ignores people's concerns, and "disgraceful".

I thought anything we didn't like was just "free speech"?

The key word there is "we", rather than "they". But you already know that.

See also how only their lot are allowed to have their "concerns" expressed. The people whose concerns the EHRC have expressed don't count.

Nothing to see here, move along.

That's the thing with Kemi, she's a straight talker.

This is like that Fast Show character played by Arabella Weir who simps around men. Oooh, who knows what to think? Can oo tell me, President Trump?

Complete with superior attack on people who know more than she does as being 'unable to find Venezuela on the map". Absolutely dire.