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Straight talking Nigel. He'll always tell you what he thinks. Provided the subject is immigrants or woke.

TWA, there's a huge blank space in your last two posts - has the Bluesky post been taken down or is my 'pooter playing up?

No, they're still there.

Oh, hang on - I bet it's this new Firefox extension I've added. Thanks for that.

Edit: yes, it was. Privacy Badger, take a bow. Now disabled for this site.

The Weeping Angel wrote: ↑Sun Jan 18, 2026 10:34 am

Facing an interview in which he would be required to critcise Trump extensively and in detail, he threw a sicky and deployed the expendable Tice*.
Brave Sir Nigel ran away (again).

*Tice, credit due wasn't nearly as bad as I expected him to be, that said, the circumstances gave him very little choice.

The Weeping Angel wrote: ↑Sun Jan 18, 2026 10:34 am

Stabby Bob got to work quickly.

Who is Stabby Bob?

Youngian wrote: ↑Sun Jan 18, 2026 4:56 pm Who is Stabby Bob?

Sometimes known as Honest Bob.
Voted man most likely to backstab Farage in 2026.

Tice?

Rupert Lowe is still waiting in the wings. Wouldn't rule him out trying to get back in and take over. He's a businessman, with a sense of destiny.

He's a businessman, with a sense of destiny.

A legend in his own lunchtime. Lowe is very busy conquering the evil menace of halal meat in Great Yarmouth. Despite zero evidence he's ever been involved with animal welfare issues.

Who is Honest Bob? The only person I've seen called that was Robert Maxwell...

Youngian wrote: ↑Sun Jan 18, 2026 6:11 pm
A legend in his own lunchtime. Lowe is very busy conquering the evil menace of halal meat in Great Yarmouth. Despite zero evidence he's ever been involved with animal welfare issues.

He's not a legend in Southampton, that's for sure. I assume that kosher meat isn't getting the same attention from Rupert? I recall even online headbanger, Ed West, saying that halal meat was a non issue.

What's next for Rupert? A hunt for David Lammy's birth certificate?

Malcolm Armsteen wrote: ↑Sun Jan 18, 2026 7:07 pm Who is Honest Bob? The only person I've seen called that was Robert Maxwell...

Jenrick

Malcolm Armsteen wrote: ↑Sun Jan 18, 2026 7:07 pm Who is Honest Bob? The only person I've seen called that was Robert Maxwell...

My apologies folks.

Robert "Honest Bob" Jenrick is a former Conservative cabinet minister - recently welcomed to the Reform Party.

The nickname "Honest Bob" is a nod to his various less than proper financial dealings.
I coined "Stabby Bob" to catch the zeitgeist talk that "Nigel needs to watch his back now Jenrick's on board".
Jenrick is known for unjustified personal ambition, feathering his own nest, and changing policy like a weathercock.
Cock.

Ah! I always refer to Jenrick as Cunty McCuntface.

Maxwell was "Captain Bob".

Problem for Nigel here and if I am honest for any leader is the position Starmer has taken (even though some on Bluesky seem to want a war).

So instead of backing it through gritted teeth like Kemi has*, he goes into hiding.

*Then again didn’t she dismiss it a week or so ago suggesting it was a 2nd grade issue or something.

Bones McCoy wrote: ↑Sun Jan 18, 2026 10:14 pm Maxwell was "Captain Bob".

And then Captain bob, bob, bob.