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Re: Robert Jenrick MP
Posted: Fri Jan 09, 2026 2:21 pm
by mattomac
Didn't it turn into Oven Ready.
Re: Robert Jenrick MP
Posted: Fri Jan 09, 2026 3:13 pm
by soulboy
Always a risk with ovens that things will turn out half-baked.
Re: Robert Jenrick MP
Posted: Thu Jan 15, 2026 4:54 pm
by The Weeping Angel
He's officially joined Reform.
Re: Robert Jenrick MP
Posted: Thu Jan 15, 2026 4:59 pm
by Boiler
Well, colour me surprised.
Genuinely, a Conservative Under New Title.
Re: Robert Jenrick MP
Posted: Thu Jan 15, 2026 6:16 pm
by Youngian
The shape shifting local MP steps back in time to 1955 under the spell of a rancid slug monster.
Re: Robert Jenrick MP
Posted: Thu Jan 15, 2026 6:41 pm
by Tubby Isaacs
Ha ha ha.
Just when Reform look like they might be fading. Kemi had no limits regarding racism for Jenrick. She has got very lucky here.
Re: Robert Jenrick MP
Posted: Thu Jan 15, 2026 6:58 pm
by kreuzberger
What happens when "time for truth" Bob's new boss starts hissing at his wife?
Could be tricky. Especially if she wants half of the property portfolio.
Re: Robert Jenrick MP
Posted: Fri Jan 16, 2026 6:26 pm
by Abernathy
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Re: Robert Jenrick MP
Posted: Fri Jan 16, 2026 6:38 pm
by Bones McCoy
Re: Robert Jenrick MP
Posted: Fri Jan 16, 2026 6:46 pm
by Youngian
To be fair Jenrick endorsed predictions that the economy would turn to shit ten years ago.