Andy McDandy wrote: ↑Sun Jun 22, 2025 6:45 am
No, of course not. But all that matters is that someone - probably a foreigner - has mucked around with it, and they tasted better in the old days and they employ Gary Lineker and they're based in Leicester which is essentially crawling with Them What Don't Eat Bacon Like Proper Men Does.
Watchman wrote: ↑Sun Jun 22, 2025 8:30 am
Surprised he hasn’t claimed they are now flavoured with halal bacon
They're not haram, as far as I can see, just culturally inappropriate.
Similarly, they are kosher but unapproved.
Re: Reform Party
Posted: Sun Jun 22, 2025 4:00 pm
by kreuzberger
If they want to avoid the faith-based issues and carcinogenic elements in kid-on smoke, they can always opt for a bag of Roast Chicken.
That said, there's no beating a bag of Pickled Onion Monster Munch, is there?
Re: Reform Party
Posted: Sun Jun 22, 2025 4:24 pm
by Boiler
I preferred the beef MM myself, but the pickled onion was a good sub.
Mind you, since that URTI I had a couple of years ago, nothing smells or tastes the same as it did before anyway.
Re: Reform Party
Posted: Sun Jun 22, 2025 4:46 pm
by Malcolm Armsteen
You can get pickled onion Monster Munch mayo now.
Just sayin'.
Re: Reform Party
Posted: Sun Jun 22, 2025 8:49 pm
by Abernathy
If Farage promised to bring back Brannigan’s Roast Beef and Mustard flavour crisps, I might even vote * for the frogfaced cunt.
* not really
Re: Reform Party
Posted: Sun Jun 22, 2025 8:55 pm
by Malcolm Armsteen
Words fail me...
Re: Reform Party
Posted: Sun Jun 22, 2025 9:02 pm
by kreuzberger
I doubt that I will get much traction for this but, for a cheese board, I do like to grind up ready salted crisps and make them in to a paste with Worcester Sauce and a dashette of Tabasco.
Re: Reform Party
Posted: Sun Jun 22, 2025 9:28 pm
by Abernathy
kreuzberger wrote: ↑Sun Jun 22, 2025 9:02 pm
I doubt that I will get much traction for this but, for a cheese board, I do like to grind up ready salted crisps and make them in to a paste with Worcester Sauce and a dashette of Tabasco.
Youngian wrote: ↑Sun Jun 22, 2025 11:29 pm
Top money saving tip from business man Rupert Lowe, why pay to call a vet out when your gofor can splat your dog to death with a 12 bore.
Former Reform MP Rupert Lowe admits getting staff member to put down his Labrador with a shotgun
Just an ordinary man of the people, with a gamekeeper.
Re: Reform Party
Posted: Mon Jun 23, 2025 11:50 am
by Tubby Isaacs
They're doing policy again. Oh dear.
I'm reminded of Godfrey Bloom, of all people, who made a sensible suggestion that UKIP as it was then just lift policies from rightwing think-tanks. They'd be rightwing, but they'd have at least been tested a bit, more than the brainfarts that Farage chucks out.
Youngian wrote: ↑Sun Jun 22, 2025 11:29 pm
Top money saving tip from business man Rupert Lowe, why pay to call a vet out when your gofor can splat your dog to death with a 12 bore.
Former Reform MP Rupert Lowe admits getting staff member to put down his Labrador with a shotgun
Youngian wrote: ↑Sun Jun 22, 2025 11:29 pm
Top money saving tip from business man Rupert Lowe, why pay to call a vet out when your gofor can splat your dog to death with a 12 bore.
Former Reform MP Rupert Lowe admits getting staff member to put down his Labrador with a shotgun
Youngian wrote: ↑Sun Jun 22, 2025 11:29 pm
Top money saving tip from business man Rupert Lowe, why pay to call a vet out when your gofor can splat your dog to death with a 12 bore.
Just an ordinary man of the people, with a gamekeeper.
What sort of person calls their dog Cromwell? Someone who wants to remove your human rights that's who.
Killjoys who want to close theatres and ban Christmas.
Re: Reform Party
Posted: Mon Jun 23, 2025 9:12 pm
by Tubby Isaacs
Sarah Pochin continues to distinguish herself. The question, such as there is one, is whether the US didn't use Diego Garcia because they'd have had to tell Mauritius, who'd have told China, who'd have told Iran.
Roughly translated- here's something I read on the internet.
Jones, who served in Afghanistan with the Army, said: "Certain pathetic little people took this incident and decided to come out of the woodwork and criticise people for doing their job whilst being female.
Re: Reform Party
Posted: Wed Jun 25, 2025 5:54 pm
by Youngian
Tubby Isaacs wrote: ↑Mon Jun 23, 2025 9:12 pm
Sarah Pochin continues to distinguish herself. The question, such as there is one, is whether the US didn't use Diego Garcia because they'd have had to tell Mauritius, who'd have told China, who'd have told Iran.
Roughly translated- here's something I read on the internet.
30p Lee describes her as "Our Iron Lady." Is Sir Michael Take really Lee Anderson?