[Abernathy]

Well, yes. If it was up to me he’d be boiled alive in his own pish (no, make that somebody else’s pish), but it’s not up to me.

[Boiler]

Well, yes. If it was up to me he’d be boiled alive in his own pish (no, make that somebody else’s pish), but it’s not up to me.

Preferably the stuff that, to quote the Sleaford Mods, is "...so strong it smells like decent bacon".