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See also, Andrew Tate wanting to be PM, and having a political party. I want to know who's bankrolling it, and we probably never will.

Samanfur wrote: ↑Thu Jan 29, 2026 10:10 pm See also, Andrew Tate wanting to be PM, and having a political party. I want to know who's bankrolling it, and we probably never will.

I can see 21 flaws in that plan...

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/ckg41g1140po

Same, but that probably won't stop him from picking up donations from the hard-of-thinking on YouTube.

The fash are on the march for Jeebus this weekend. Pitchforks and torches provided. Organised by UKIP, apparently.

The instruction to "stay hydrated" is a bit fucking woke, isn't it? Lefty scum.

When being members of Reform is too woke for you: https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c5y3zy18vn0o

Two Devon County Council members who previously quit Reform UK have joined a new political party, Advance UK.

Ed Hill and Angie Nash were both elected in May 2025 but Hill was expelled from Reform in July and Nash quit the party in September.

Advance UK is led by former Reform UK deputy leader and Brexit Party MEP Ben Habib and says it "promotes and celebrates the nation's Christian constitution, roots, traditions, culture, and values", according to its website.

The leader of Reform UK on Devon County Council said he was "disappointed" by the move and Advance UK was "too extreme" for his members.

We ask that everyone follows the instructions in the booklet so we are together as one reciting the prayers and devotions.

In direct contravention to Jesus' instructions in Matthew 6:5

Fucking hypocrites

What, apart from a cross, is a Christian item?

Rosary beads? Copies of the Bible? An icthus? A crosier?

Last week GB News and other right wing news outlets were claiming that a 'Christian Walk' has been banned because the police were worried it would upset the local community. But the real truth behind the story was that UKIP had asked for permission to march in the area and this had been turned down so UKIP thought relabelling it a Christian walk would help them get round the ban. Clearly the ploy didn't work but it meant that the leader of UKIP could go running off to the media claiming that he had been discriminated against.

Oboogie wrote: ↑Thu Jan 29, 2026 10:29 pm

Samanfur wrote: ↑Thu Jan 29, 2026 10:10 pm See also, Andrew Tate wanting to be PM, and having a political party. I want to know who's bankrolling it, and we probably never will.

I can see 21 flaws in that plan...

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/ckg41g1140po

22 when he gets punched in the face by a reality television star.

Come on Jedward - you need the exposure.

Yug wrote: ↑Fri Jan 30, 2026 4:15 pm

We ask that everyone follows the instructions in the booklet so we are together as one reciting the prayers and devotions.

In direct contravention to Jesus' instructions in Matthew 6:5

Fucking hypocrites

Also:

It's better to be early than late

Seems a direct contradiction of Matthew 19:30


Why does Iron Cross egg-head man hate the New Testament.

davidjay wrote: ↑Fri Jan 30, 2026 6:28 pm What, apart from a cross, is a Christian item?

Relics.

They are presuming that their flock can actually read their prayer books and helpfully instructive advice not to piss on national monuments.

Therein lies a problem.

Abernathy wrote: ↑Fri Jan 30, 2026 2:31 pm The fash are on the march for Jeebus this weekend. Pitchforks and torches provided. Organised by UKIP, apparently.

I know "mustering" as a military expression, do Christians "muster"? Asking as a Devout Atheist myself.

Boiler wrote: ↑Fri Jan 30, 2026 7:41 pm Rosary beads? Copies of the Bible? An icthus? A crosier?

Would any of that lot recognize a crosier if it hit them in the face?

davidjay wrote: ↑Fri Jan 30, 2026 9:48 pm

Boiler wrote: ↑Fri Jan 30, 2026 7:41 pm Rosary beads? Copies of the Bible? An icthus? A crosier?

Would any of that lot recognize a crosier if it hit them in the face?

I rather like the idea of crosiers being used to round the blighters up.

Boiler wrote: ↑Fri Jan 30, 2026 10:31 pm

davidjay wrote: ↑Fri Jan 30, 2026 9:48 pm

Boiler wrote: ↑Fri Jan 30, 2026 7:41 pm Rosary beads? Copies of the Bible? An icthus? A crosier?

Would any of that lot recognize a crosier if it hit them in the face?

I rather like the idea of crosiers being used to round the blighters up.

Catch with the crosier, strangle with a rosary. Job done.

Boiler wrote: ↑Fri Jan 30, 2026 7:41 pm Rosary beads? Copies of the Bible? An icthus? A crosier?

I believe the icthus is now better known as the "fish of bad driving"