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The left has useful idiots, while the right has ordinary people (who don't do politics) with legitimate concerns.

The left has activists, the right are active in the community.

See also : “independent” candidates - basically Tories.

I think it was John O'Farrell who observed that, at least in the south of England (he stood in Maidenhead against Theresa May in 2010), "I'm not interested in politics" meant that you were a Tory. And in other parts of the country, can mean that another party is the default option.

Non-political = Tory.
I don't talk about politics = bigot.
Neither right nor left = so far right they're almost falling over.

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Freeze peach, Fargle in America, drill baby drill, can't say anything these days, Graham fucking Linehan, politics of envy, crime-ridden streets of Washington, socialist quagmire in the UK.

Fucking bollocks. Freedom of speech does not mean immunity from criticism. And as for

That’s before they hear of us granting special visas to Turkish drag queens working as escorts on the grounds that they have unique ‘global talent’.

Melania Knauss, anyone?

Cunt.

Had the misfortune to skin through that bilge via a discarded copy in the chip shop last night. A lot of 'gosh isn't America great under Trump and Vance, gang?' bilge. Gosh, almost like it lives there in a nice safe gated community or something.

To be honest, I was more concerned/angered by the full-page Comment (ballyhooed on the front page). It's about as close as the Mail has come to Hurrah For The Blackshirts since the 1930s. Vile Reform triumphalist wank-fiction.

As Graham Lineham isn't a British citizen why isn't Littlejohn telling him to go back to his own country if he doesn't like it here.

Everyone knows that the Irish are just going through a rebellious phase, and sooner or later they'll see sense and come back home.

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Tube strikes, lane closures, roadworks, yoonyuns, 4 day weeks, soft touch Labour, dig at Khan, no money left, chauffeur driven limo, hospitality sector, sandwich shops, get back to the office you lazy bastards, exodus of rich people, war on motorists, cycle lanes, green crap, ULEZ, congestion charge, militant unions, TUC, so-called workers' rights, 'services', women's work, proper binmen, winter of discontent, working from home, remember Wapping you fuckers, vote Reform.

Cunt.

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Littlejohn on Mandelson. Takes one* to know one.

*Cunt.

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Migrants, weddings, gay weddings, trans migrants in gay weddings, hotel receptions, ooh, hotels, eh?, dopey vicars and soshul workers, silly adult education classes, ECHR, ha ha that man says he's got a cat, etc.

Cunt.

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Plenty of stuff to get his teeth into this week. How about those dopey Led by Donkeys whingers and their student rag week stunt in Windsor? Or those outrageous leftie TV presenters getting canned for trying to inject a bit of nuance into the Charlie Kirk grief-a-thon? Maybe do the old 'portashrine' gag, or does that only apply to black people and travellers? How about the far right (which doesn't exist) kicking off in London?

No, instead it's migrants. Here's one convicted in absentia of terrorism in Egypt (and just consider how much outrage the Mail would kick up if a fruity girl were picked up for, say, drug smuggling over there), and another who's a drug dealer. Cue the lazy shitty racism. The cunt.

These days is he still 'the' cunt or just 'a' cunt?

I’d say the title of “THE Cunt” was probably wrested away from Littlejohn some time ago by Piers Morgan. But RJ has always been just a cunt.

Cunt. Not somebody 'working as a cunt'.

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Why should the PM of a G7 country be talking about world affairs when there's bins to be emptied? The other day I heard some guy with a foreign name (although that's not the point) on the radio talking about foreign things, rather than the bins. Anyway, that PM eh, meeting a foreign leader and then making a big announcement about foreign things. Bet his wife was angry, she's one of them. The nice them though, who all think like us. Anyway, while I was listening to the radio in this here London where I live, it occurred to me that once upon a time people from my London (throw in some rhyming slang here) had normal names and talked about the bins. In fact I was in a fish and chip shop the other night and all the talk was about a little old lady who's been slammed up for driving too fast past a Muslim and as I was eating my jellied eels, I was so glad to be back in London on a [balmy, late summer/rainy (subs, check weather and delete as appropriate)] night when all we worried about was the bins.

Cunt.

It makes me wonder how long until "They should be in jail" enters British political discourse.

It's already common on the socials, so I'd guess that it's only a matter of time.

This occurred to me on Friday night when I was getting outside of haddock, chips and mushy peas in London’s best chippie, Chippers, in Cockfosters, opposite the Tube station.

'Knees up muvva Brawn, knees...' Just checked Chippers and it does fancy foreign seafood stuff for metropolitan elite types. And has seats, not a proper British chippy after all.