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But a lot of chippys have somewhere to sit now?

One thing I never 'got' was the phrase 'fish bar'. What's that all about? I mean, you don't go into a chippy and ask for a pint of cod and chips, do you?

You can get a pint of whelks though. Daahn the old jellied eel and pie and mash shop with the old queen mum on the Joanna, saved us all from the Nazis, used to babysit Ronnie Kray etc....

There's a pie and mash shop in Borehamwood - admittedly, part of the Brick Lane Bagel Company...

LOBSTER (Thermidor or Grilled)

VEGETARIAN KEBAB (v)
Served with halloumi, spinach and
feta filo pastry

Poofs

I wonder if the name of a caller on a radio station has ever been repeated so often? And if Dickie ever listened to LBC he'd know it's now a national station.

davidjay wrote: ↑Tue Sep 23, 2025 6:08 pm And if Dickie ever listened to LBC he'd know it's now a national station.

Regrettably.

Bones McCoy wrote: ↑Tue Sep 23, 2025 11:35 am It makes me wonder how long until "They should be in jail" enters British political discourse.

Just going back to this, I know that UKIP is no longer a serious political party, but...

Since when have British jailbirds worn orange overalls?

Another bunch of wankers who are aping the failed state across the pond.

Yug wrote: ↑Wed Sep 24, 2025 8:59 am Since when have British jailbirds worn orange overalls?

Another bunch of wankers who are aping the failed state across the pond.

Yesterday, elsewhere on this board, I wondered how long before "Belongs in Jail" entered the UK discourse.


Wire me a Bobby and I'll share this week's lottery numbers.

Yug wrote: ↑Wed Sep 24, 2025 8:59 am Since when have British jailbirds worn orange overalls?

Another bunch of wankers who are aping the failed state across the pond.

We're deep in every accusation is a confession territory.

I spent yesterday evening with someone telling me that the Suffragettes were terrorists, with him hoping Khan gets run over by one of his Suffragette trains and that "Queer Customer" (his name for Starmer) is with him when it happens. Oh, and Khan bankrupted TfL.

(Before anyone asks, this person has lived in London all his life.)

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General whinge. Seems everything was great until July 2024, then it all went to shit.

Plenty of magger buzzwords. I'm getting particularly annoyed by "hurty words". Anyway, he's still a cunt.

Unlike Boris Johnson who was a swashbuckling cavalier who seized the moment.

opportunist chancer Andy Burnham replaces Surkeir.

Ooh I'm depressed, get over it you woke pussy.

Frankly, I’ve never been more depressed about the state of the nation than after reading today’s headlines.

Even when unemployment was high in the 1970s, no one was getting paid not to work because they were a bit fed up. Mental Elf is one of the great scams of our day.

He is a cunt.

Since I was a teenager half a century ago it has never failed to shock me how much time and effort those on the right spend telling everyone how they shouldn't give a shit about anyone not like them. Whether it's Littlejohn or Charlie Kirk or even Thatcher and fucking Norman Tebbit, the message has always been the same: "see them over there? Your life is shit because of them but you're better than them so let them rot and to show compassion, kindness and empathy towards them is weakness".

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Cunt levels are running high in this one. Littlejohn takes up the case of a family from Afghanistan who have been granted ILR in Britain. They are relatives of a senior Taliban figure, and fled their home to avoid the men being conscripted, and the women bound into servitude.

Sorry, got that wrong. He "had it away on his toes". And his family? Well, his sisters were just dirty dish scrubbers (and one got hit by a hurty iron bar by an 'abusive husband', the silly moo), and the dad claims to have seizures. Probably faking it. Anyway, 'Glorious Gaenor' Bruce (a judge) granted them all ILR in Britain.

Judge Bruce went out of her way to commend the family’s ‘conspicuously well-prepared’ brief.

I’m assuming they got legal aid, since the judge herself said they were potless and would have to live off the State when they arrived.

Nor am I suggesting that Judge Bruce ruled in anything other than an impeccably impartial manner.

She is a pillar of the legal community, with a Masters Degree in Islamic Law from the School of Oriental and African Studies at London University, and a BA Hons in Islamic Studies and Middle Eastern Politics from Exeter University.

Not so much dog whistling as going full Fenton*, he lines up the Attorney General:

But I wouldn’t hold your breath, since it would involve leaving the ECHR. Even if Surkeir wanted to (which he doesn’t), his unelected, far-Left Attorney General ‘Lord’ Hermer wouldn’t let him.

Unelected like the rest of the House of Lords. The House of Lords your editor cited as an example of the great British institutions Ralph Miliband wanted to overthrow. The House of Lords your editor isn't a part of.

After that it's the usual - sponging off the NHS, having a roof over their heads, being allowed to walk around breathing air, etc. He concludes that, well, tough. Fuck 'em, they're foreign. And Britain will only succeed when it rejects and purges all left wingery from the system.

More cunt than a room booking clash between Reform, the EDL, and the International League of Ultracunts.

*Note for Abers and others: not Tim Fenton, but the mildly amusing dog whose owner 'went viral' on the Internets some years ago, when he shouted at it for a bit, rather loudly.

Degree in Islam, eh? School of African, eh? Another lefty judge.

SOAS, eh?

I can remember when we liked Glubb Pasha...

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Synagogue attack. Who's to blame? Everyone he doesn't like, apparently. Oh, and he made a documentary once.

Cunt.

Like Jenrick this morning, he's gone off giving a shout to legitimate concerns when hate speech is being spread.
Littlejohn would be right to argue thick as shit anti-semitic conspiracists include Muslims and the crank left. And aren’t just white people who leave comments below his column.