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I'l tell you some disproportionate things:
* Non white Tory leaders.
* Asian Reform treasurers.
* Reform MPs appearing on news media.

Littlejohn didn’t mind 'them' on Robinson's jam jars until political correctness removed them.

Wouldn't having a black gamekeeper on a TV drama just be picking the best actor for the role? Which is surely what Dickie wants.

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In which he honours the late Prunella Scales by doing a Fawlty Towers pastiche in which Basil is a racist cunt.

Just like him.

Not even trying to hide it now

Dear Christ, even by its own undemanding standards, that is shite. Not so much as a smirk to be had.

And the ranting demagoguery? As the great YouTuber Thought Slime would observe, Littledong's not using dog whistles, it's using dog foghorns. Pathetic.

Andy McDandy wrote: ↑Fri Oct 31, 2025 9:33 am https://www.dailymail.co.uk/columnists/ ... glish.html

In which he honours the late Prunella Scales by doing a Fawlty Towers pastiche in which Basil is a racist cunt.

Just like him.

If that was a song he'd be done for copyright infringement. More than 10% is directly lifted from the script.

Andy McDandy wrote: ↑Fri Oct 31, 2025 9:33 am https://www.dailymail.co.uk/columnists/ ... glish.html

In which he honours the late Prunella Scales by doing a Fawlty Towers pastiche in which Basil is a racist cunt.

Just like him.

Prunella Scales was a founding member of the Anti Nazi League and (with Timothy West) regularly spoke in support.

But Dickie won't want you to know that.

And both life-long Labour members.

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Starmer must go, except he shouldn't, and we must have a general election because people's minds have changed, but we can never reverse Brexit because people 9 years ago wanted it by a slim majority. And once you're a PM you should stay there for your full term unless you're a Tory in which case we elected the party so chop and change as you like.

Basically illiterate shit about why what someone did 11 years ago should bar them from office, and why poisonous hate-filled invective from the left is nothing like hurty words offending a few snowflakes' sensibilities from the right.

In other words, shit from a cunt.

Littlejohn like millions of others is unable to articulate this disproportionate vitrol against Starmer. Being uninspiring and making some policy u-turns doesn't justify the hatred against him. It's weird and disturbing. Keir's not a loathsome human being like Johnson who embarrasses the nation or even comparable to creepy chancers like Cameron or Osborne.

Youngian wrote: ↑Tue Nov 04, 2025 2:42 pm Littlejohn like millions of others is unable to articulate this disproportionate vitrol against Starmer. Being uninspiring and making some policy u-turns doesn't justify the hatred against him. It's weird and disturbing. Keir's not a loathsome human being like Johnson who embarrasses the nation or even comparable to creepy chancers like Cameron or Osborne.

They're unhappy with their lives. They can't blame Brexit because that would mean admitting they were wrong, so they blame the government in its most obvious form.

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Eco-whinge. How dare they fly off to Rio while the rest of us huddle around a brazier eating beans from the can.

Boring cunt.

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Why I hate the BBC and its nanny knows best ways, how it's drifted from the days of Biddy Baxter and Listen with Mother and authoritative reporters, and they're all lefties and the comedy shows aren't funny, and none of this is personal but they don't offer me much work these days and you know who's good, that Ken Bruce, and Trevor Phillips, and Nick Ferrari, and can they offer me some work, and who listens to Today anyway, or watch the BBC, not us and our readers at any rate, couldn't care less, and I did a phone in once, and please give me some work, not that I want it, mind you they do do very well with royal weddings, and here's some easily disproved shit about Remembrance Sunday and on and on and on...

CUNT.

I'm old enough to remember R2 facing the same criticism when big band era shows and Charlie Chester was axed. Littlejohn is just telling us Mail readers are not replenishing an aged demographic.

Jeremy Vine, to his credit, keeps the aspidistra flying, but shorn of Ken, the late Terry Wogan and dear old Steve Wright, Don Black, Gloria Hunniford, and so on and so on and scooby dooby dooby, Radio 2 is no longer the natural home of Daily Mail central.

Youngian wrote: ↑Tue Nov 11, 2025 2:04 pm I'm old enough to remember R2 facing the same criticism when big band era shows and Charlie Chester was axed.

I'm old enough to have listened to them! - nobody came near to Alan Dell after he died but it was a joy to switch on a restored 1930s radio, turn the lights off and listen to the dance bands and big bands as they were meant to be heard

However, you knew that the "pipe and slippers" demographic was gone when I turned on Radio 2 and was greeted by The Clash performing Janie Jones...

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Unintentional hilarity today, as his tale of queuing for a bit is evidence of the collapse of Britain, and the end times being ushered in.

These queues are only happening while the biometric ID system embeds into place. Wouldn't object to being Schengen but would still support this system to calculate who is coming and going with minimum hindrance.

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Littlejohn said that Labour would be crap, after the last election. He hasn't changed his mind. This makes him a fucking psychic or something.

Cunt.

Bit of America love, bit of something I did last week because I live here honest, bit of seventies, bit of homophobia, bit of dirty foreigns, bit of scroungers, bit of I'm not racist they're not all bad, bit of poor but honest, bit of misogyny. Same as ever.