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Re: Richard Littlejohn is still alive
Posted: Fri Feb 06, 2026 9:43 am
by Andy McDandy
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How do you approach the Epstein/Mandelson business? It's big, and it seems to involve more and more people. Here's an idea - go after the Dopey Birds!
In what sane world would the Prime Minister of the United Kingdom arrange a lunchtime press conference to apologise to a stripper, and or, assorted strippers/masseuses/call girls, about something which may or may not have happened on a Caribbean island thousands of miles away owned by a rich American nonce?
Obviously not, as he hastens to tell us, the underage ones. Just the ones who the moment they turned 16 became yo-yo knickered filthy disgusting whores who got what was coming to them.
On the Epstein front, I bow as always to the superior instincts of the women in my life, who are firmly of the opinion that you don't get in a yellow cab to JFK, fly across the Atlantic and then take a limo to Windsor to oblige Prince Andrew, or whatever he calls himself these days, without proper remuneration and a great story to tell the girls back home in the bordello.
Treble porn star martinis and Four Seasons Pizza Expressos all round!
Brings a whole new meaning to Poking In Woking. And that old trollop Ghislaine Maxell has now confirmed the photo of the late Virginia Giuffre with Air Miles Andy was genuine. My only observation was: Where were the parents?
As Ian Dury said of Janet From The Isle of Thanet: her father helped me plan it. And Giuffre's family have been trying to cash in ever since.
Meanwhile here's a picture of Mandy, along with Blair. Doing a school visit. The filthy beasts.
Much as I'd like to see my old mate Farage sweep the board, and share his loathing for the Tories (apart from the decent Iain Duncan Smiths of this world) there's going to have to be a deal before 2029.
I absolutely get why Nige is reluctant, after the 2019 Boris stitch-up. But at some stage realpolitik is going to have to kick in.
What fucking stitch-up? Do you mean that your hero Johnson didn't 'do Brexit right'? Do you honestly think that Fargle has any interest in thrashing out a 'good' Brexit?
But enough of that. Littlejohn's a cunt, and so it seems are his wife and daughter.
Re: Richard Littlejohn is still alive
Posted: Fri Feb 06, 2026 12:30 pm
by Rosvanian
Wow. Even for a despicable, worthless piece of shit like Littlejohn, that's low.
Re: Richard Littlejohn is still alive
Posted: Fri Feb 06, 2026 3:57 pm
by soulboy
Ghislaine Maxell has now confirmed the photo of the late Virginia Giuffre with Air Miles Andy was genuine. My only observation was: Where were the parents?
Well. Dickie, according to Virginia, at least one parent was abusing her from the age of seven. It is almost as if groomers look for vulnerable people from broken homes.
Beyond contempt.
Re: Richard Littlejohn is still alive
Posted: Fri Feb 06, 2026 8:05 pm
by davidjay
That's the thing; behind the facade of peedo and string 'em up, what really angers Dicky and chums is that someone is getting what they dream of. It's the St Trinian's fantasy in real life.
Re: Richard Littlejohn is still alive
Posted: Fri Feb 06, 2026 8:30 pm
by mattomac
If there is a low this bloke will try and duck under it.
Re: Richard Littlejohn is still alive
Posted: Fri Feb 13, 2026 10:31 am
by Andy McDandy
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Jim Ratcliffe woz right, just got a few details wrong, anyway them lefties attacked him cos they're all in the shit, anyway it ain't multicultural - that's when you've got a few of 'em around like in the 70s - now it' monocultural 'cos they're all brown and that's their culture -
brooooooooooown. He sold all the gold. Hur hur. Clown Brown.
Re: Richard Littlejohn is still alive
Posted: Fri Feb 13, 2026 5:00 pm
by Youngian
Lets do the practical hard yards for the millions of ordinary hard working Brits who agree with Radcliffe, how do we reverse this Islamic 'colonisation?'
Zero immigration from Muslim countries would be welcomed but this colonisation has already taken place.
So we need a hugely labour intensive ICE type force to check every brown skin person's immigration status. That might mean Priti Patel or Zia Yusuf's gran getting roughed up on the way to the shops and detained but who cares? there's always collateral damage. Close all mosques, halal butchers and Islamic centres would get a big cheer from the gammons.
And then what, second and third generation Asians placed in aircraft hangers?
Re: Richard Littlejohn is still alive
Posted: Fri Feb 13, 2026 9:10 pm
by davidjay
"I'm not racist but..."
Re: Richard Littlejohn is still alive
Posted: Sat Feb 14, 2026 1:45 pm
by AOB
He is after all a spectacularly successful businessman who has created tens of thousands of jobs in Britain and poured billions of pounds into the Exchequer. The main thrust of his remarks was aimed at the state of the economy.
Is this the same "spectacularly successful" businessman who has taken more from the UK taxpayer than any single benefit recipient ever has? The below article's headline doesn't include a further £50m that this billionaire parasite took from state coffers.
Jim Ratcliffe chemical firms received up to £70m of UK state aid in last four years
Re: Richard Littlejohn is still alive
Posted: Sun Feb 15, 2026 8:58 am
by RedSparrows
I'm pretty sure there are some employers who have done that and not been moronic pricks at the same time.
Pathetic.
Re: Richard Littlejohn is still alive
Posted: Tue Feb 17, 2026 5:21 am
by Andy McDandy
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What the, and I cannot stress this enough, fuck.
Cuba is suffering under American sanctions, and no longer has access to Venezuelan oil. Britain is going to be next, says a cunt.
This is bollocks. The source is an Andrew Neill article posted over the weekend, and this is the fanfic spinoff. Written by a cunt.
Re: Richard Littlejohn is still alive
Posted: Wed Feb 18, 2026 10:52 pm
by davidjay
I wonder how we'd get on if, say, France was the most powerful country on earth and they'd tried to overthrow our government for the past sixty-odd years.
Re: Richard Littlejohn is still alive
Posted: Thu Feb 19, 2026 4:38 am
by Youngian
More than two million Cubans have fled the country, many of them floating across the Florida Straits on old Chevrolets strapped to empty oil drums for buoyancy.
Oh shit that analogy doesn’t work but I’ve got to mention the boats. Err, I know ‘just imagine.’
How long before we see British citizens heading in the opposite direction, clinging to makeshift rafts made from Vauxhall Cavaliers balanced precariously on empty oil drums?
If this piece was an essay from an average 14 year old, the teacher would be underwhelmed.
Re: Richard Littlejohn is still alive
Posted: Thu Feb 19, 2026 11:13 pm
by davidjay
Vauxhall Cavaliers haven't been built since 1995. Will he ever use a point of reference relevant to anyone under fifty?
Re: Richard Littlejohn is still alive
Posted: Fri Feb 20, 2026 12:01 pm
by Bones McCoy
soulboy wrote: ↑Fri Feb 06, 2026 3:57 pm
Ghislaine Maxell has now confirmed the photo of the late Virginia Giuffre with Air Miles Andy was genuine. My only observation was: Where were the parents?
Well. Dickie, according to Virginia, at least one parent was abusing her from the age of seven. It is almost as if groomers look for vulnerable people from broken homes.
Beyond contempt.
One was Monarch of the UK and bits of the Commonwealth.
The other was Royal Consort and Duke of Edinburgh.
Littlejohn ought to visit a memory clinic.
Re: Richard Littlejohn is still alive
Posted: Fri Feb 20, 2026 1:13 pm
by davidjay
It's always, somehow, never the posh white man's fault.
Re: Richard Littlejohn is still alive
Posted: Tue Feb 24, 2026 6:30 am
by Andy McDandy
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I thought he'd go with SEND. I was wrong, he's gone back to braaaahn people.
Re: Richard Littlejohn is still alive
Posted: Tue Feb 24, 2026 8:00 am
by Youngian
The Islamification of Britain has been gathering pace for years.
Particularly the last ten years. Any idea why, Richard?
IIRC he wasn't very welcoming to white Christian Poles. Richard hates everyone.
Re: Richard Littlejohn is still alive
Posted: Tue Feb 24, 2026 9:26 am
by Rosvanian
Blah, blah, blah. They could erase/deport/eliminate every single muslim and non white person but people like Littlejohn would still be whiny, miserable cunts. Victimhood is in their DNA.
Re: Richard Littlejohn is still alive
Posted: Tue Feb 24, 2026 10:37 am
by Andy McDandy
He's subtly altered his targeting. He now no longer has a problem with "genuine" multiculturalism, where every day is like a rainbow and flags of all nations flutter. No, he's now against a "monoculture" where everyone is the same...on account of their skin colour. Not like the old days when Huguenots, Vikings, Sephardic Jews, Anglo-Saxons, Irish, visiting Canadians and Australians, Eloi, Melniboneans, Dunedain and the Sons of Aryus all rubbed shoulders...