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Re: Robert Jenrick MP
Posted: Wed Jun 25, 2025 5:29 pm
by Killer Whale
Weird flag to be displaying, or is it the old Britain = English Empire shtick?
Re: Robert Jenrick MP
Posted: Wed Jun 25, 2025 5:38 pm
by Bones McCoy
Of all the ways to spell cocksucker, anglofuturist is perhaps the strangest.
Some bloody tufton adjacent cult?
Something that Guido Fawkes will ram down out throats for six weeks.
Re: Robert Jenrick MP
Posted: Wed Jun 25, 2025 7:06 pm
by Tubby Isaacs
Didn't his party already do deals with Australia, Canada and New Zealand? There's Trump, but they objected to that deal.
What exactly do we have left for Anglofuturism? They're not going to start including Ireland and non-white countries that speak English, are they?
Re: Robert Jenrick MP
Posted: Wed Jun 25, 2025 7:47 pm
by Andy McDandy
Face it, it's the NF with an iPhone.
Re: Robert Jenrick MP
Posted: Wed Jun 25, 2025 7:50 pm
by Tubby Isaacs
The Anglofuturism website is great. Here's what it says about Jenrick
Robert Jenrick
Shadow Secretary of State for Justice
Biography:
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It says exactly the same about everything else on the site too. Has it been hacked or has nobody actually thought to write any proper text yet?
Do we know if Jenrick is actually involved at all? Is this even a genuine group?
https://theanglofuturism-e1t42w6trf.liv ... ence-2025/
Re: Robert Jenrick MP
Posted: Wed Jun 25, 2025 7:53 pm
by Tubby Isaacs
The intellectual influences here.
https://theanglofuturism-e1t42w6trf.liv ... ofuturism/
Roger Scruton, not surprisingly. Also William Morris and JRR Tolkien.
The philosophy is described as having "5 Pillars". Is this satirical?
Re: Robert Jenrick MP
Posted: Wed Jun 25, 2025 7:58 pm
by Tubby Isaacs
Anglo culture is shaped by a near-sacred bond with the land. It pioneered a civilization built on debate over decree, law over impulse. From Parliament to poetry, it channels ancient wisdom into ordered liberty.
That sounds like that bizarre phase of modern British Fascism, which emphasized buying farmland. This may have been confusing to the base in East London, South Yorkshire and the West Midlands, who quite liked urban areas but thought they had too many non-whites.
Re: Robert Jenrick MP
Posted: Wed Jun 25, 2025 8:37 pm
by Yug
Could it be just a mere coincidence that the last political party to bang on about sacred bonds with the land and channeling ancient wisdom and all that bollocks was the National Socialist German Workers Party?
(I think we know the answer to that one)
Re: Robert Jenrick MP
Posted: Wed Jun 25, 2025 8:48 pm
by Tubby Isaacs
There's an obvious attraction to the far right in this, but not exclusively to them, I used to like this group of artists, who did some very nice covers to the Arden Shakespeare.
Unfortunately, they included the late Graham Ovenden, about whom some very unpleasant truths were later revealed. Some examples of the covers below (not Ovenden proofed, sadly)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brotherhood_of_Ruralists

Re: Robert Jenrick MP
Posted: Wed Jun 25, 2025 9:07 pm
by Yug
But the Ruralists weren't a political Party using this stuff to attract and influence the hard-of-thinking.
Re: Robert Jenrick MP
Posted: Wed Jun 25, 2025 9:09 pm
by Youngian
I take it they're not so keen on the defence of the individual's legal rights when it's darkies claiming their yooman rites have been infringed by executive overreach? Especially Jenrick.
Re: Robert Jenrick MP
Posted: Wed Jun 25, 2025 9:19 pm
by Bones McCoy
Tubby Isaacs wrote: ↑Wed Jun 25, 2025 7:50 pm
The Anglofuturism website is great. Here's what it says about Jenrick
Robert Jenrick
Shadow Secretary of State for Justice
Biography:
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It says exactly the same about everything else on the site too. Has it been hacked or has nobody actually thought to write any proper text yet?
Do we know if Jenrick is actually involved at all? Is this even a genuine group?
https://theanglofuturism-e1t42w6trf.liv ... ence-2025/
That means their webmaster is Jacob Rees Mogg. [ I know It's a typesetter's placeholder ].
Re: Robert Jenrick MP
Posted: Wed Jun 25, 2025 9:20 pm
by Bones McCoy
Tubby Isaacs wrote: ↑Wed Jun 25, 2025 7:53 pm
The intellectual influences here.
https://theanglofuturism-e1t42w6trf.liv ... ofuturism/
Roger Scruton, not surprisingly. Also William Morris and JRR Tolkien.
The philosophy is described as having "5 Pillars". Is this satirical?
Fucking Hipsters. Hipsters with Jackboots.
I wouldn't be surprised if it's all a big front for Piss Dungeons and BUMSEX!
Re: Robert Jenrick MP
Posted: Wed Jun 25, 2025 9:24 pm
by davidjay
Apart from having a website that's ten years out of date and squirrels on their badge, it all looks very League of St George.
Re: Robert Jenrick MP
Posted: Wed Jun 25, 2025 9:27 pm
by Tubby Isaacs
Yug wrote: ↑Wed Jun 25, 2025 9:07 pm
But the Ruralists weren't a political Party using this stuff to attract and influence the hard-of-thinking.
No, mercifully. Just saying I don't think they were rightwing. And I wanted to post their nice pictures.
Re: Robert Jenrick MP
Posted: Wed Jun 25, 2025 9:29 pm
by Tubby Isaacs
Youngian wrote: ↑Wed Jun 25, 2025 9:09 pm
I take it they're not so keen on the defence of the individual's legal rights when it's darkies claiming their yooman rites have been infringed by executive overreach? Especially Jenrick.
I doubt they're keen on white Britons enforcing their rights against business either. Unless the business is trying to build a railway line or wind farm.