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Trump urges UK and other nations to send ships to help secure Strait of Hormuz after Iranian attacks

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/ckg1w1jp8kjt

Unstable orange bastard comes grovelling for help after three day special operation stalls.

You shat-it, you clean it up.

Bones McCoy wrote: ↑Sat Mar 14, 2026 5:41 pm Trump urges UK and other nations to send ships to help secure Strait of Hormuz after Iranian attacks

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/ckg1w1jp8kjt

Unstable orange bastard comes grovelling for help after three day special operation stalls.

You shat-it, you clean it up.

Operation Epic Fuck Up.

Spoonman wrote: ↑Sat Mar 14, 2026 6:57 pm

Bones McCoy wrote: ↑Sat Mar 14, 2026 5:41 pm Trump urges UK and other nations to send ships to help secure Strait of Hormuz after Iranian attacks

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/ckg1w1jp8kjt

Unstable orange bastard comes grovelling for help after three day special operation stalls.

You shat-it, you clean it up.

Operation Epic Fuck Up.

Operation Epstein Cover-up.

How many days have passed since Trump told us to stuff our aircraft carrier up our arse because he'd already destroyed Iran's military?

It's time to dispatch racist grandpa to a care home.

Bones McCoy wrote: ↑Sat Mar 14, 2026 7:46 pm It's time to dispatch racist grandpa to a care home.

Last four words are superfluous.

Who'd have thought controlling the Strait of Hormuz would be vital to controlling Iran?

It's almost as if he had no idea what he was doing....

If I am honest I pretty much thought this was what it was all about.

Do it now declare victory it shouldn't wane until next year when people realise how bad it was.... But they went in with zero idea.

Oh, look who's spekeing his branes here... and getting his arse handed to him on a platter.

Francois completely ignoring the question he was asked and going on an irrelevant rant - nothing changes.

The LibDem even explained it for him and he still carried on. Thick as shite...but his grandad fought on D-Day, so we should all listen to him.

"I don't think its (the Iran war) illegal." That's not how law works, Mark.

What a thick cunt, he's got nothing.
But it'll play well with the cult.

A pity he wasn't reminded of when he "did something" about Brexit and the misery it has caused.

At the stage when it's a relief that the main news story on the BBC in the morning isn't about the war. Means WW3 didn't start overnight. Give me guff stories as the lead item anyday.

It's looking a lot like Suez, when a fading Power tried to do what it's always done, only for bigger Powers to tell them to behave.

That’s my first proper sighting of Mike Martin. No offence to the current spokesman for Defence, but if I were Davey I’d put Martin in the job. Could bring the sort of gravitas Paddy Ashdown had on these issues. Would surely be a boost to the party, even if they had to (shock) admit that taxes have to go up to fund Defence.

Perhaps Mike Martin's baking skills aren't up to scratch