I have an idea, tell me what you think?
Tebbit had his cricket test.
Braverman's "six generations" requirements sounds harsher than the Dixie States "one drop" laws.
Birbalsingh statyes "Ye kyaaan be English if you black".
I propose the Cole Palmer* test.
It's not a test for Cole Palmer, you understand.
It's a test for those who'd restrict Englishness by race.
Flash a picture and ask - "Could he be English".
Mandatory cultural capital section.
* Cole Palmer
Cole Jermaine Palmer (born 6 May 2002) is an English professional footballer who plays as an attacking midfielder or winger for Premier League club Chelsea and the England national team. Known for his dribbling, playmaking and composure, he is regarded as one of the best players in the world.
Palmer is of Afro-Kittitian descent on his father's side of the family. His grandfather, Sterry (born 1953), emigrated in 1960 aged six, while his great-grandparents were part of the Windrush generation, migrating five years earlier. Palmer emblazoned his boots with the flag of England and the flag of Saint Kitts and Nevis
This is Cole Palmer
This is Cole Palmer with his Grandfather
