[Watchman]

"Royal baby child"?.....................is that a Christmas "must have"?

[Youngian]

Is it a fetish?

[Yug]

Sounds like a naff Christian rock band.

[satnav]

The Express in a nutshell.



A story bigging up Braverman next to a story about how the Home Office under Braverman have totally buggered the passport control systems at airports on one of the busiest weekends of the year.

[Youngian]

A dog’s breakfast of an article

The attack on Nigel Farage by former Newsnight presenter Emily Maitlis has "revealed the true face of the BBC", Conservative MPs have claimed.

Hang on the news editor noticed Emily no longer worked for the BBC

The former Newsnight presenter left the BBC with her now co-host Jon Sopel for the News Agents podcast to be freed up to speak her mind on political issues.

How do we get out of this one?

But a number of Conservative MPs believe her "woke" opinions actually reveal the true level of bias at the BBC which she is now able to reveal publicly because she no longer works for them.

Most bizarrely, the ‘Conservative MPs’ quote doesn’t even mention the BBC.

Stoke North MP Jonathan Gullis said: "It is very disappointing to see Emily Maitlis brush aside the serious breach of confidentiality by Dame Alison Rose, and instead show a sneering attitude towards Nigel Farage, all because of his party politics. https://www.express.co.uk/news/politics ... s-bank/amp

Any Conservative with more than half a brain would agree with Maitlis’s observation so not even party political

[Abernathy]

“sneering attitude to Nigel Farage because of his politics”

Like that was a bad thing.

[satnav]

The Express seem to be making a big deal out of Prince Harry's Invictus documentary not making it in the NetFlix top 10. This seems a bit a newspaper that struggles to get into the top ten newspapers based on circulation figures.

[Youngian]

Did anyone tell Bolton about this plan? Sounds like it would have been big win for the struggling town. But they can’t have nice things. What sort of transport policy do these mad people want for Europe, horse and carts?

EU is behind the HS2 debacle - it was ALL about being good Europeans

The EU was pushing for HS2 all along, to fulfil Brussels’ ultimate dream of a European superstate with absolutely no borders. The ambition was to be able to board a train in Berlin say and alight in Bolton should you wish - no changes, no passports, no questions asked. https://www.express.co.uk/comment/colum ... europe/amp

Express reveals a map of the Commission’s sinister plan.

[Yug]

Evil European scum. Trying to make travelling simple and painless. How dare they!

[Andy McDandy]

They're still fighting the war in their heads, say people still fighting the war in their heads.

[davidjay]

Every time I look at a story on the Express I'm reminded of those mad conspiracy theory Frames and comic sans websites from twenty years ago.

[Abernathy]

Well, bugger me with a fish fork - a moderately sensible political article in the Sexpress :

https://www.express.co.uk/news/politics ... is-Pincher


Tamworth by-election defeat will be cataclysmic for Tories – and be the end of Rishi Sunak

[Bones McCoy]

Let's see how the Daily Express are covering yesterday's vote.

Local election results 2024 LIVE: Reform UK surges in Tory seats – but Labour suffers blow

https://www.express.co.uk/news/politics ... ve-updates

[Youngian]

Is everything OK at the Express?

[Bones McCoy]

Not "returned" to Rwanda?

Tory hardliners will be "Fummin!!".

[Youngian]

Express desperately searching for new readers like Tommeh Ten Names' crowd.

[Youngian]

Calm down, you'll have a heart attack you daft old trout.

[satnav]

If the Johnson comeback involves some kind of assassination attempt I'm all for it.

[mattomac]

The daft fucker fails to mention of what has been done due to people like Johnson.

[kreuzberger]

"The Daily Express news items fill me with dread on a daily basis."

Yup, that is exactly what is supposed to happen - a malignant bot made radicalised flesh.