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Worthy of a sterling biog no doubt

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I would've thought Lord Ashcroft would have more pressing family matters to attend to at present. Still, I don't suppose you become a billionaire by doing what normal people do.

AOB wrote:I would've thought Lord Ashcroft would have more pressing family matters to attend to at present. Still, I don't suppose you become a billionaire by doing what normal people do.

There ain't nothing so pressing as the chance to earn a few bob.

Christ. Johnson doing something good.

davidjay wrote: ↑Fri Jul 30, 2021 12:42 am

AOB wrote:I would've thought Lord Ashcroft would have more pressing family matters to attend to at present. Still, I don't suppose you become a billionaire by doing what normal people do.

There ain't nothing so pressing as the chance to earn a few bob.

Some hack like Oakshott will be ghosting this hagiography. Probably not an earner but Ashcroft’s no longer in the loop so courtier flattery is needed.

Tubby Isaacs wrote: ↑Fri Jul 30, 2021 5:48 pm Christ. Johnson doing something good.

And the gamonati are losing their shit on the facebooks.

Running red lights five abreast with no road tax.

Bones McCoy wrote: ↑Fri Jul 30, 2021 8:06 pm And the gamonati are losing their shit on the facebooks.

Running red lights five abreast with no road tax.

But but but... we haven't had a "road tax" since 1937. What about people who drive efficient motor vehicles (or cars over forty years old) who pay zero "road tax"? Roads are paid for primarily out of local taxation... but don't try to explain it to them, their brains will Fail To Proceed...

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Motorin ... ed_Kingdom

Boiler wrote: ↑Fri Jul 30, 2021 10:49 pm

Bones McCoy wrote: ↑Fri Jul 30, 2021 8:06 pm And the gamonati are losing their shit on the facebooks.

Running red lights five abreast with no road tax.

But but but... we haven't had a "road tax" since 1937. What about people who drive efficient motor vehicles (or cars over forty years old) who pay zero "road tax"? Roads are paid for primarily out of local taxation... but don't try to explain it to them, their brains will Fail To Proceed...

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Motorin ... ed_Kingdom

These days I just mention men in turbans on electric scooters.
Puts 'em right off the scent.

Have we had "modern day Dick Turpin" yet?

.That's Littledick next column right there; the highway robbery of Mayor Khan's congestion charge

Dead Cat incoming!

Johnson's inseminated Carrie again https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-58042146

Oops, I think that I might have just duplicated that thought on the Gav thread. But, with a smattering of Latin for good measure, obviously.

At least this time she’s a married mother living off the taxpayer, as opposed to a single one

Watchman wrote: ↑Sat Jul 31, 2021 7:24 pm At least this time she’s a married mother living off the taxpayer, as opposed to a single one

Still in social housing, mind.

I wonder which Tory donor will be funding this one?

Boiler wrote: ↑Sat Jul 31, 2021 4:21 pm Dead Cat incoming!

Johnson's inseminated Carrie again https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-58042146

Multiplying exponentially.

What was the story about his rutting misbehaving dog?

Interesting thing about the police memorial umbrella “stunt”

BBC in their main news didn’t cover it, in fact he didn’t even appear in the video footage

Wasn't it reported a few weeks ago that Johnson was struggling to live on a PM's salary? If so, why bring into he world yet another mouth to feed?