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Re: Alex Johnson - worst prime minister ever?#7405

By Youngian - Sun Aug 01, 2021 7:05 am

- Sun Aug 01, 2021 7:05 am #7405

Also heard Johnson has no financial problems and has knocked people for money all his life. Because that’s who he is.

Re: Alex Johnson - worst prime minister ever?#7409

By Bones McCoy - Sun Aug 01, 2021 11:41 am

- Sun Aug 01, 2021 11:41 am #7409

Spoonman wrote: ↑Sun Aug 01, 2021 12:07 am Wasn't it reported a few weeks ago that Johnson was struggling to live on a PM's salary? If so, why bring into he world yet another mouth to feed?

What's that thing the Tories say about "f you can't afford kids".

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Re: Alex Johnson - worst prime minister ever?#7412

By Bones McCoy - Sun Aug 01, 2021 12:30 pm

- Sun Aug 01, 2021 12:30 pm #7412

Have scientists calculated Johnson's R-number yet?

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Re: Alex Johnson - worst prime minister ever?#7413

By Boiler - Sun Aug 01, 2021 12:56 pm

- Sun Aug 01, 2021 12:56 pm #7413

The BBC suggested this will be his seventh child.

Re: Alex Johnson - worst prime minister ever?#7429

By mattomac - Sun Aug 01, 2021 10:23 pm

- Sun Aug 01, 2021 10:23 pm #7429

This century….

Re: Alex Johnson - worst prime minister ever?#7434

By Youngian - Mon Aug 02, 2021 10:36 am

- Mon Aug 02, 2021 10:36 am #7434

Boiler wrote: ↑Sun Aug 01, 2021 12:56 pm The BBC suggested this will be his seventh child.

Possibly, who knows? Johnson is Mick Philpot with cod Latin.

Re: Alex Johnson - worst prime minister ever?#7435

By Youngian - Mon Aug 02, 2021 10:42 am

- Mon Aug 02, 2021 10:42 am #7435

I see what you did there

Re: Alex Johnson - worst prime minister ever?#7438

By Andy McDandy - Mon Aug 02, 2021 12:07 pm

- Mon Aug 02, 2021 12:07 pm #7438

I'm sorry, being dense here. What's the gag?

As the actress said to the bishop, rabbi, imam and priest
"My eyes have seen the glory, I'm a born again Atheist!"

Re: Alex Johnson - worst prime minister ever?#7439

By Malcolm Armsteen - Mon Aug 02, 2021 12:20 pm

- Mon Aug 02, 2021 12:20 pm #7439

FIIK

The moneychangers have fled from their high seats in the temple of our civilization. We now restore that temple to the ancient truths. The measure of the restoration lies in the extent to which we apply values more noble than mere monetary profit.

Re: Alex Johnson - worst prime minister ever?#7446

By kreuzberger - Mon Aug 02, 2021 12:45 pm

- Mon Aug 02, 2021 12:45 pm #7446

Malcolm Armsteen wrote: ↑Mon Aug 02, 2021 12:20 pmFIIK

Nope, still in the dark ...

Re: Alex Johnson - worst prime minister ever?#7447

By Youngian - Mon Aug 02, 2021 12:47 pm

- Mon Aug 02, 2021 12:47 pm #7447

Andy McDandy wrote: ↑Mon Aug 02, 2021 12:07 pm I'm sorry, being dense here. What's the gag?

Its charting Johnson's royal yacht fetish and cosplaying

Re: Alex Johnson - worst prime minister ever?#7449

By Malcolm Armsteen - Mon Aug 02, 2021 12:55 pm

- Mon Aug 02, 2021 12:55 pm #7449

Fucked If I Know...

(So TMTOU)

The moneychangers have fled from their high seats in the temple of our civilization. We now restore that temple to the ancient truths. The measure of the restoration lies in the extent to which we apply values more noble than mere monetary profit.

Re: Alex Johnson - worst prime minister ever?#7453

By Boiler - Mon Aug 02, 2021 1:11 pm

- Mon Aug 02, 2021 1:11 pm #7453

What's with the "unfeasibly smooth neck" stuff?

Re: Alex Johnson - worst prime minister ever?#7454

By Watchman - Mon Aug 02, 2021 1:21 pm

- Mon Aug 02, 2021 1:21 pm #7454

I assumed that was a play on “the brass neck of that fella”

Well, I don't know, but I've been told
You never slow down, you never grow old
I'm tired of screwin' up, tired of going down
Tired of myself, tired of this town

Re: Alex Johnson - worst prime minister ever?#7466

By Tubby Isaacs - Mon Aug 02, 2021 10:07 pm

- Mon Aug 02, 2021 10:07 pm #7466

All I would say to everybody in the country is we are in favour of jobs and growth throughout the UK. We have got a big programme to convert the vaccine rollout into the fastest and most sustainable economic recovery that we can.

Given that the vaccine rollout was centrally directed by government taskforce and delivered mostly by the public sector, this would be an interesting development for a Conservative Prime Minister. Caroline Flint and John Mann to be running the car industry?

Re: Alex Johnson - worst prime minister ever?#7647

By Boiler - Thu Aug 05, 2021 9:07 pm

- Thu Aug 05, 2021 9:07 pm #7647

Masterful.

Thatcher helped climate by closing coal mines, says Boris Johnson

Re: Alex Johnson - worst prime minister ever?#7651

By kreuzberger - Thu Aug 05, 2021 9:31 pm

- Thu Aug 05, 2021 9:31 pm #7651

A penny-drop moment as he cottons on to the fact that, without the verminous Scots, the Klepto-Reich can lord it for a thousand years.

Re: Alex Johnson - worst prime minister ever?#7652

By Tubby Isaacs - Thu Aug 05, 2021 9:38 pm

- Thu Aug 05, 2021 9:38 pm #7652

Didn't we import coal instead of producing it?

Re: Alex Johnson - worst prime minister ever?#7656

By davidjay - Thu Aug 05, 2021 10:55 pm

- Thu Aug 05, 2021 10:55 pm #7656

And Wilson closed more...

Re: Alex Johnson - worst prime minister ever?#7660

By Bones McCoy - Fri Aug 06, 2021 1:44 am

- Fri Aug 06, 2021 1:44 am #7660

Tubby Isaacs wrote: ↑Thu Aug 05, 2021 9:38 pm Didn't we import coal instead of producing it?

From Venezuela.
I can't recall whether they were commies at the time.