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Re: Labour MPs I'd Like To Hit With A Haddock

Posted: Fri Sep 12, 2025 7:27 pm
by The Weeping Angel
Cheers Clive.


Re: Labour MPs I'd Like To Hit With A Haddock

Posted: Fri Sep 12, 2025 7:38 pm
by Tubby Isaacs
Put him on the other thread. I'll move here.

Re: Labour MPs I'd Like To Hit With A Haddock

Posted: Fri Sep 12, 2025 7:41 pm
by Tubby Isaacs
Clive is channelling his inner John Major era Maastricht bore, I see. Without a plausible replacement, the same from Clive and co will go about as well for the Government as it did then.

I've been getting irritated with him for a while, I can agree or disagree with his view of Starmer's capability but I'm increasingly finding him a bullshitter.

Here's Clive in February, in philosopher king mode. It's basically an excuse to work in everything he believes anyway. Water nationalisation isn't a security issue but he mentions it,

https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfr ... ign-policy
Britain must see being ditched by Donald Trump for what it really is: a great opportunity
Clive Lewis
Opportunity, per Clive's article, seems to involve spending a lot more money on Defence when we're already funding Net Zero and trying to stop public services collapsing. Donald Trump is an immense nuisance, not an opportunity. Run the tax increases past the electorate, see how much of an opportunity they think it is.

Some clever sounding stuff about integrating Defence and industrial strategy. The Government was already doing that when he was writing, and still is. One of my big irritants with the Left is that they purported for years to be interested in this stuff, but mostly ignore it now.
With the US pursuing its self interests without hesitation, does it make sense for the UK to rely on a nuclear capability dependent upon it? What use is a weapon system that could be switched off, repurposed or used as leverage by an American administration with its own agenda?
This is plain wrong. The US can't "switch off Trident".

https://ukdefencejournal.org.uk/no-the- ... r-weapons/

Re: Labour MPs I'd Like To Hit With A Haddock

Posted: Fri Sep 12, 2025 9:56 pm
by The Weeping Angel
Thank you, Barry.


Re: Labour MPs I'd Like To Hit With A Haddock

Posted: Fri Sep 12, 2025 10:27 pm
by Malcolm Armsteen
From Twitter:

Neil Coyle MP

A reminder that Clive (Lewis) wanted to keep Corbyn even after 80% of Labour MPs asked him to go.

Asking Clive the mood of the PLP is like asking your toaster the weather forecast.

Re: Labour MPs I'd Like To Hit With A Haddock

Posted: Fri Sep 12, 2025 11:11 pm
by mattomac
Why does it feel that the last one about it taking 6 weeks to get a meeting with the PM probably is his biggest gripe.

Re: Labour MPs I'd Like To Hit With A Haddock

Posted: Fri Sep 12, 2025 11:22 pm
by The Weeping Angel
mattomac wrote: Fri Sep 12, 2025 11:11 pm Why does it feel that the last one about it taking 6 weeks to get a meeting with the PM probably is his biggest gripe.
According to Barry, when Blair was PM, he'd meet you the next day, but it took 6 weeks for him to see Starmer.

Re: Labour MPs I'd Like To Hit With A Haddock

Posted: Fri Sep 12, 2025 11:37 pm
by Malcolm Armsteen
Shows Starmer's good sense and Gardiner's utter irrelevance.

Re: Labour MPs I'd Like To Hit With A Haddock

Posted: Sat Sep 13, 2025 12:21 am
by Andy McDandy
Assuming a meeting with an MP takes an hour, and let's round off the number of Labour MPs at 400, that means 10 weeks to see them all, Assuming nothing else happens at all.

Re: Labour MPs I'd Like To Hit With A Haddock

Posted: Sat Sep 13, 2025 7:45 am
by Youngian
The Weeping Angel wrote: Fri Sep 12, 2025 11:22 pm
mattomac wrote: Fri Sep 12, 2025 11:11 pm Why does it feel that the last one about it taking 6 weeks to get a meeting with the PM probably is his biggest gripe.
According to Barry, when Blair was PM, he'd meet you the next day, but it took 6 weeks for him to see Starmer.
How did that work, keep an hour free in the PM's diary every day in case Bazza wants a sit down?
Mr Gardiner's memory is playing tricks.

Re: Labour MPs I'd Like To Hit With A Haddock

Posted: Wed Nov 12, 2025 3:15 pm
by Tubby Isaacs
I'll take a punt that this Jonathan Hinder. Absolute crank stuff.


Re: Labour MPs I'd Like To Hit With A Haddock

Posted: Wed Nov 12, 2025 3:45 pm
by Youngian
I see, layabouts in Clitheroe should get on their bikes to plug labour shortages down south

Re: Labour MPs I'd Like To Hit With A Haddock

Posted: Wed Nov 12, 2025 3:50 pm
by Tubby Isaacs
That's actually saner than expecting the wider group of people not in the labour market to report for work at their nearest short staffed care home. I am one of such, though not claiming benefit these days because I've got rental income. What's he suggesting? That I be kidnapped and frogmarched to work?

He thinks economically inactive means on the dole, doesn't he?

Re: Labour MPs I'd Like To Hit With A Haddock

Posted: Wed Nov 12, 2025 4:21 pm
by mattomac
I am pretty sure Students are on this list and though many are economically active some don't need to be (lucky for them).

Re: Labour MPs I'd Like To Hit With A Haddock

Posted: Wed Nov 12, 2025 4:49 pm
by Tubby Isaacs
Someone made an interesting comparison with all the new Tory MPs after 2019. Bozo in a decade, get Brexit done, bish bash bosh, leveling up.

Can't restrict the WFA, can't restrict PIP, just abolish the 2 child cap, just fix the NHS and don't put up taxes on people like my constituents. Even without Labour copping it from Trump and the OBR choosing to downgrade productivity (which they could easily have done with the Tories still in power) that was quite a difficult trick to have pulled off.

Re: Labour MPs I'd Like To Hit With A Haddock

Posted: Wed Nov 19, 2025 1:15 pm
by Tubby Isaacs
Clive's trying to get noticed again. Why would Burnham agree to this?


Re: Labour MPs I'd Like To Hit With A Haddock

Posted: Wed Nov 19, 2025 1:21 pm
by Andy McDandy
An obvious parachuted candidate in an area they have no connection to, which can make good claim to be overlooked at a national level. Not just the Greens - this would be fried gold for the Tories, LDs, Refukkers...

Re: Labour MPs I'd Like To Hit With A Haddock

Posted: Wed Nov 19, 2025 2:08 pm
by The Weeping Angel
Tubby Isaacs wrote: Wed Nov 19, 2025 1:15 pm Clive's trying to get noticed again. Why would Burnham agree to this?

Almost as daft as what he said about Tommy's march.

Re: Labour MPs I'd Like To Hit With A Haddock

Posted: Wed Nov 19, 2025 2:35 pm
by Tubby Isaacs
What's the thinking in trying to get rid of Starmer before a difficult budget, when there's not even any obvious replacements?

Re: Labour MPs I'd Like To Hit With A Haddock

Posted: Wed Nov 19, 2025 2:48 pm
by Abernathy
Lewis is, indeed, flying an attention-grabbing kite. He can’t just hand his seat over to Andy Burnham like a fucking bag of sweeties. If he did stand down and triggered a by-election, Labour’s by-election candidate would be selected by the NEC. And in what alternative dimension would Labour’s NEC select a by-election candidate whose express purpose in standing was to depose the party leadership? Even if he did manage to get selected for the by-election, the prospects of him holding the seat in the current climate are frankly, dubious at best.