By satnav
#100104
This seems like a very misleading headline from the Mail.

From ‘plook’ to property hotspot... homes in ‘dismal’ town are now fastest to sell in Scotland
There was a time, not so long ago, when Cumbernauld was written off as the dreariest place in Scotland.

Much maligned, it twice won the ‘Plook on the Plinth’ award – in 2001 and 2005 – for being seen as the country’s ‘most dismal town’.

Famed for providing the concreted backdrop for the hit 1981 movie Gregory’s Girl, some of the buildings and streetscapes featured were later slated for their cold, brutalist design.
However, it seems the town has recently undergone a radical change in fortune, having emerged as the fastest place in Britain to sell a house.

According to new data from estate agents Rightmove, it takes 64 days on average – just over two months – to sell a house in the UK.

But in Cumbernauld, which was designated as a New Town in the 1950s, homes are now selling in a little over two weeks, typically just 15 days.
I was in Cumbernauld earlier this year and it is still a dreary place. The two shopping centres are nearly empty and the majority of houses in the town are rundown and grotty. On the outskirts of the town there are some new estates which offer easy access to Glasgow which are presumably the homes that are selling fast.
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By Abernathy
#100109
For non-Scots Mailwatchers, a “plook” is a spot or blemish. Cumbernauld was never a bright sunshiney place - even when it was new.
By Youngian
#100111
The old village looks very desirable whereas the new town's a Le Corbusien dystopia. Like Harlow.
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By Boiler
#100131
Youngian wrote: Sat Nov 15, 2025 9:42 pm The old village looks very desirable whereas the new town's a Le Corbusien dystopia. Like Harlow.
Cue the Julian and Sandy sketch... :lol:
By Bones McCoy
#100134
In its early days, Cumbernauld ran a very odd promotional film.

Not one of those shiny "A town gong places, we're building a monorail" type things.

This was a film-noir esque thriler featuring the divine Fenella Fielding..

By Youngian
#100138
That's quite a find, no idea what's going on with production values lying between the Children's Film Foundation and a 70s sex comedy. Why Fenella Fielding was never a big TV star is a mystery. Perhaps she preferred the stage with fag hags fluttering around her lighting cigarettes and pouring her sherry from her vineyard.
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