By Youngian
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Will Reform's rise spur more people to the polling station at the next GE to make a tactical vote? Reformers are too bound up in their own hubris and bubble to understand how loathed Farage is by those who don't support him.

Now they have Jenrick to repel people who don't mind Farage and might vote Reform.
By Bones McCoy
#103747
satnav wrote: Thu Jan 15, 2026 10:23 pm It will be interesting to see how the likes of Lee Anderson react to being pushed down the Reform pecking order by the recent arrivals from the Tory Part. Anderson already gets over looked for TV appearances with Zia Yusuf and Laila Cunningham getting the gigs ahead of him.
It's all news as drama, Farage or his advisers know this.

Witness how each new defector has been top of the pops for days or a week.
Then the news cycle moves on.

Jenrick may think he's headed for a nice Deputy PM post.
A few things there:
* He combines the charisma of JD Vance, the likeability of JD Vance and the competence of JD Vance.
* Dubai Dickie, 30p Lee and Danny "Dunning" Kruger will all claim seniority (and all have better alliterative nicknames for their Sun reading followers).
* The next defection will push him down the queue like a cheap PEZ dispenser.

These defectors have a glaring weakness.
They're all from the Johnson's jolly band - and none of them can show us the 40 hospitals.
By Bones McCoy
#103748
Party that opposes "invaders with different values" welcomes its 25th invader with different values.
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By Abernathy
#103776
Bones McCoy wrote: Fri Jan 16, 2026 10:53 am Party that opposes "invaders with different values" welcomes its 25th invader with different values.
Well, not really. Jenrick & Farage share precisely the same values.
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By Abernathy
#103777
This is good. On the money.
So Reform UK, founded on the principle of not being the Conservatives, has responded to that challenge by absorbing another Conservative. Not quietly. Not awkwardly. Full unveiling, podium, photographers, the lot.
Half the membership are saying “Enough already, we didn’t join Tory Party Mk II” while the other half are applauding “experience”, which in plain English means he’s already been in charge when things went wrong. Even better, the party’s own policy chief doesn’t bother turning up, which is always a reassuring sign of unity.
Meanwhile Nigel Farage cracks jokes about forgiveness like a man trying to keep the peace at a family do after inviting the cousin everyone fell out with. And everyone pretends it’s fine.
The name does most of the work here. REFORM is an anagram of FORMER, and in this case it’s painfully accurate. Former Tories, rearranged, presented as something new, while the grassroots are left wondering when “change” became a spelling exercise.
They didn’t smash the system. They just switched the label and hoped nobody read it.
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By Andy McDandy
#103785
They're saying that the problem with the Tories was they didn't go far enough. Only ReFuck will give them the free rein they need to "sort out" the country. Which inevitably means coming up with a model, then cutting off the bits of society that don't fit.
By RedSparrows
#103787
Andy McDandy wrote: Fri Jan 16, 2026 6:00 pm They're saying that the problem with the Tories was they didn't go far enough. Only ReFuck will give them the free rein they need to "sort out" the country. Which inevitably means coming up with a model, then cutting off the bits of society that don't fit.
This is the basic bullshit at the heart of Reform.

'The country needs change!'
'yeah!'
'Change like Thatcherism 2.0, no limits!'
'uh'
'YOU VOTED FOR IT, LOL'
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