[Bones McCoy]

Trump hasn't ruled out military action against our military forces over Greenland. The last POTUS to declare war on Blighty was James Madison in 1812 who fled Washington when military forces sailed down the Potomac from Canada. The soldiers weren't complete barbarians as they drank the White House's winery and booze reserves dry before torching it to the ground. Makes you proud to be British.

For MAGAs who can't read, we have the pictures.

[Samanfur]

I'll just leave this here:

[Boiler]

That has made my day, Samanfur - thank you!

[Samanfur]

You're welcome!

[Boiler]

This is where we are.

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