[The Weeping Angel]

I started watching it a few years ago, I got used to the stop-start, and I even found myself a team.

[kreuzberger]

We went to a game last month in a ghastly venue sited on the former death-strip. It was an invitation as another present for the Kreuzette's 60th.

My initial impressions were that this was the dullest evening in years, not aided by beer at eight bucks a pop.

Entering the final quarter on broadly level tallies, both teams really went for it and the final few minutes were actually quite entertaining. It's still a girls' game, nonetheless, and I would far rather be watching amateur football. Girls or otherwise.

[The Weeping Angel]

Defection postponed

[mattomac]

Well Glasman was on politics today so make of that what you will.

[satnav]

To compensate for the lack of a Labour defection Nigel Farage has posted a picture of himself welcoming z-list celeb Tom Skinner to the party. Before Tom was kicked off of 'Celebrity Strictly Come Dancing' he admitted that he had cheated on his wife weeks after getting married but he has now be welcomed with open arms by a party that claims to care about 'Family, Community and Country.'

[Abernathy]

Oh, this is rich.

[Youngian]

To compensate for the lack of a Labour defection Nigel Farage has posted a picture of himself welcoming z-list celeb Tom Skinner to the party. Before Tom was kicked off of 'Celebrity Strictly Come Dancing' he admitted that he had cheated on his wife weeks after getting married but he has now be welcomed with open arms by a party that claims to care about 'Family, Community and Country.'

There was so much twattery on this knobhead's Wikipedia page I couldn't be bothered with the rest.

Known for his use of the word "bosh",

[satnav]

He doesn't seem too bright and he's not very thick skinned. He once posted a picture of himself stood next to a white van and I replied to the post saying I'm glad to see that you have finally found the right vehicle for your talents. He then proceeded to post pictures of all the big posh cars that he owned at which point somebody else replied along the lines of men with big cars tend to have small cocks. He then eventually deleted his original tweet.

[Boiler]

They are literally trying to fill in the cracks on a major road towards Spalding rather than address the issue that it is on shrinking, unstable Fenland soil and it is collapsing at the edges. This is how they are saving money.

[Youngian]

They're papering over the cracks to prevent being sued. Cambs council have had a budget and scarper squad out down my road carrying out barely adequate repairs. Everytime I go to 'hellhole' London the more it looks like Switzerland compared to this shithole of a town.

[Andy McDandy]

The last time I was in London (Westminster/West End, June 2024, so Westminster was absolutely dead), I was taken aback by how spotless everything was. Ditto around the museum district.

[Malcolm Armsteen]

The last time I was in London (Westminster/West End, June 2024, so Westminster was absolutely dead), I was taken aback by how spotless everything was. Ditto around the museum district.

Don't be fooled, it's really a foetid shithole...