[davidjay]

I started work at roughly the same time as Farage would have and I can hardly remember a time when I didn't use a computer. I'm not exactly tech-savvy but I sure as shit know if I've forgotten about £380,000.

[Youngian]

Everyone knows what technology they need to know. Even Boris Johnson can boot up a laptop.

[Bones McCoy]

Everyone knows what technology they need to know. Even Boris Johnson can boot up a laptop.

Dishonest Alexander Johnson received "IT Training" on the London Poll Tax bill.

[Andy McDandy]

I think you misspelled "Fucked an American prostitute repeatedly while paying her out of public funds" there.

[kreuzberger]

HMRC: take note. Farage isn't claiming that he somehow forgot these basic digital skills. Rather, that he never had them.

[Killer Whale]

He also seems to be 'taking full responsibility' while blaming other people. Cakeism from Brexit central. No surprise there.

[Boiler]

HMRC: take note. Farage isn't claiming that he somehow forgot these basic digital skills. Rather, that he never had them.

There'll be different rules for him, though. Because he's Nigel Farage.

I well remember my dealings with HMRC and its debt collection agencies when there was a fuck-up over my paying my Corporation Tax - and it wasn't pleasant (a single letter got missed off the reference). Neither was dealing with Barclay's when I have to prove that not just me, but my accountants and their company were who we said we were. I mean, my accountants only have FMAAT, FCCA, ACA, BFP as well as ACA, Bsc (Hons), FMAAT, FCCA after their fucking names but no, I had to explain who was whom in all that.

[Bones McCoy]

HMRC: take note. Farage isn't claiming that he somehow forgot these basic digital skills. Rather, that he never had them.

That sounds like a woefully under-qualified national leader for a world of Internet, AI and digital security threats.

[Boiler]

In his world we'll be going back to a time of Olivetti adding machines, manual typewriters and thermionic valves. None of this woke computer stuff.

[Watchman]

But you don't understand, Nigel is too clever for mere day to day tasks, when he is PM he will be operating on a higher intellectual level. All the background functions can quite easily be carried out by his friends; Thiels for Plantair and Elon for Starlink, in fact he's probably promised them a complete takeover of Britain's IT infrastructure. That's how ahead of the game he is.

[Boiler]

This "I'm clueless with IT, me" strongly reminds me once again how it is fashionable to appear thick: more "man of the people" shite who have no time for this nerdy stuff.

[kreuzberger]

Well, he's never off social media, even if he has minions doing that for him.

Does he also have an account on "Only Fash"?

[Tubby Isaacs]

Registering expenses would have been part of his routine 30 years ago or whenever it was, probably by more laborious means than are required now. He couldn't be arsed.

[Malcolm Armsteen]

He knew he'd get an easy ride...