[Bones McCoy]

Probably best not to highlight no one really cares about you.

On the subject of palpable desperation:

[Yug]

Tell me that's a fake. Please tell me that's a fake.

[Boiler]

Nope.

https://amzn.eu/d/0itZxUUz

[Lardboy]

Took a quick look. Calendar is indeed real, but a further glance reveals that it's a complete piss-take.

Also available in Farage, Kim Jong-Un and "Buff Boris" among others.

[Yug]

Oh dear

A high court judge has dismissed an attempt by the independent MP Rupert Lowe to block a parliamentary watchdog from investigating a complaint against him.

Lowe, the MP for Great Yarmouth in Norfolk, is taking legal action against the Independent Complaints and Grievance Scheme (ICGS), which investigates complaints of inappropriate behaviour against MPs, after the body’s decision last July to investigate a complaint made about him...

https://www.theguardian.com/politics/20 ... s-watchdog

I assume it's not something trivial and the complaint has merit, or the cunt wouldn't have reacted in this way. Nothing shrieks GUILTY like trying to get a high court to block an investigation into your actions. And if it was something trivial he wouldn't be that bothered.

[Boiler]

Sometimes I look around me and hope for a "new Covid" that we can't cure and it kills at least 90% of humanity. Teach us a fucking lesson.

[Youngian]

The allegations will be the establishment out to get him 'for telling the truth to the British people' (some racist batshittery). Or smears from nasty Nigel and his gang of bullies. Hope its the latter.