[Andy McDandy]

It's not even that he's barred from the islands. Turns out he couldn't sail there because the boat wasn't allowed to carry passengers.

[satnav]

Since December when Farage was accused of making racist and anti-semitic remarks at school he does seem to have taken more of a backseat. Zia Yusuf has done a lot more of the media stuff on Newsnight and Question Time. Last week we had the naff Shadow Cabinet nonsense which will presumably mean that Jenrick and Baverman will now do more media work pushing new Reform policy positions. There have also been rumours recently that Farage has taken out at least one super injunction. So what could be possibly be trying to hide?

[kreuzberger]

On the Googles, his assault on the beaches of the Chagos looks to be just shy of 1000km from the Maldives.

If Farage wanted to sail there, he could have reckoned with perhaps 8 knots in anything under about a 50-footer, so we are looking at some three days under sail, presuming they just kept on battering through with a constant Beaufort 4 which is anything but guaranteed.

It might just be that this is another of his grand, grifty lies which is easily demolished in a matter of seconds.

[Youngian]

There have also been rumours recently that Farage has taken out at least one super injunction. So what could be possibly be trying to hide?

You’d expect an anti establishment man of the people to be making hay from the Epstein Files. Not a peep from Nige.

[Bones McCoy]

Tory MP says "Just a stunt".

Excellent rhyming slang.

[The Weeping Angel]

[Bones McCoy]

Tony B. Liar also receiving his just desserts.

[satnav]

Farage has made much of his friendship with Trump over the years but clearly Trump is no longer giving Farage his 100 % backing. By the time the next election comes around in this country Trump will no longer be president and could well be embroiled in numerous legal battles. If Farage had any sense he would start distancing himself from Trump.

[Boiler]

Tony B. Liar also receiving his just desserts.

Whenever I see Farage with a saucepan and ladle I immediately think of CWS's collab with Sleaford Mods and the video for UK Grim...

[Youngian]

Temper temper, Nigel
https://www.facebook.com/share/v/1BPygmxeAA/

[davidjay]

Temper temper, Nigel
https://www.facebook.com/share/v/1BPygmxeAA/

Is there any example of him being questioned even mildly critically and not getting worked up? I say this because I honestly can't remember a single instance.

[Tubby Isaacs]

If he can't change the subject, he's hopeless. He can't handle being pinned down.

Say what you like about Mrs Thatcher, but as I always say, I do recall her doing an hour with Brian Walden.

[davidjay]

If he can't change the subject, he's hopeless. He can't handle being pinned down.

Say what you like about Mrs Thatcher, but as I always say, I do recall her doing an hour with Brian Walden.

It is ironic that as politicians get criticised for never having had a real job and therefore no business experience, the ones who do claim to have knowledge of life outside politics are so incredibly tunnel-visioned. Take Nargle off immigration and 30p Lee away from benefits scroungers and they haven't got a clue.

[Rosvanian]

Temper temper, Nigel
https://www.facebook.com/share/v/1BPygmxeAA/

Is there any example of him being questioned even mildly critically and not getting worked up? I say this because I honestly can't remember a single instance.

It's the textbook right wing reaction. "I'm going to say what I want but if anyone challenges me I'm going to whine like a toddler and claim you can't say anything these days".

They've been pulling this stunt for years now. And you know why that is? It's because they're a bunch o' cunts.

[The Weeping Angel]

[AOB]

Would the fact he's barely in his constituency have filtered down to the rank and file Clacton voters, I wonder. Word must get round that he's always trotting off like an obedient little poodle to see his master Donny, and that would piss you off if you lived in Clacton surely, meaning perhaps his own seat is not safe come election day.

He's like one of those scumbag nightmare builders highlighted on consumer programmes, starts a job at someone's house, but then only turns up sporadically because he's "got another job on", meanwhile the homeowners are living on for an overlong time what looks like a building site. Eventually completes it, but his shockingly shitty cowboy handiwork leaves the place worse than when he started, and the householders are a few grand out of pocket. Comes out with a load of bullshit when confronted by Matt Allwright or Dominic Littlewood or whoever while skulking off to the safety of his car. He's the politics version of them.

[Samanfur]

I'm not entirely convinced that his voters pay that much attention to his record, other than when he's saying that there're too many of Them, whoever They are.

[Youngian]

Actually saw a moron in a high street vox pop say she was voting for Farage because he likes a fag and a pint. Are you a fucking twelve year old, you dipshit?
Farage sticking it to the woke healthy lifestyle namby-pambys does mean he's looking 73 rather than 63 and its likely to be his last election.

[davidjay]

Actually saw a moron in a high street vox pop say she was voting for Farage because he likes a fag and a pint. Are you a fucking twelve year old, you dipshit?
Farage sticking it to the woke healthy lifestyle namby-pambys does mean he's looking 73 rather than 63 and its likely to be his last election.

It's Johnson all over again, with less women and more racism. They don't care about anything other than he's a bit of a laugh and he understands us. He doesn't, but he says he does and that's the main thing.

[The Weeping Angel]