[davidjay]

Thanks again for the highlight of my Friday.

[Andy McDandy]

Week 8, and in a new move for the show, it's a rerun of a task already tried this series - the scavenger hunt.

As you may recall, in week 1 they went to Hong Kong and failed at everything. This time they go to the Isle of Wight and are tasked wit finding a bunch of themed bits of local specialities or tourist tat.

Kieran, now revelling in his role as chief dickhead, leads one team. He tells everyone to go in fast, keep moving, watch the clock, and get out. Three of his team do so, while he and Lawrence Fucked go and flirt with a wine seller and muck out some goats for the day. Bit hypocritical, but then again the wine seller is quite fruity and it beats running around Ryde all day.

Levi Brute leads the other team, on a high after Do That Again And I'll Smack You-gate last week. He's a very hands-off manager, dealing more in vibes and granting his team the responsibility to make their own way. Which translates as you lot do the running about while me and Roshna (of the Bene Jessret, down to the non-verbal communication and apparent psychic powers) sit in the car.

We learn a lot. We learn that they don't know what an Iguanadon is. They don't know where anything on the island is. They don't know much, but by some miracle (and a few bits of genuinely quick thinking) they get to the finish line. Back in the boardroom, Levi's team wins. They're ecstatic. Kieran looks deflated, and blames it all on Conor (Andrew Scott) and Harry (standard issue posh twat). Conor lays into him, pointing out that he wasted time, and left the bulk of the work to the rest of the team. But it's Harry who goes, as he's just generically useless.