[Bones McCoy]

Was I imagining this - or did Johnson call Starmer “Captain Crasheroonie Snoozefest” at PMQs the other day ? What the actual fuck?

It's the name of a Peppa Pig episode.

[Youngian]

Was I imagining this - or did Johnson call Starmer “Captain Crasheroonie Snoozefest” at PMQs the other day ? What the actual fuck?

Not a prolific Tweeter but saves it for his best lines

[Andy McDandy]

Thing is, like David Jason falling down in a pub, it may not be witty, but twats will embrace it.

[Youngian]

Its just the sort of phrase a twat character in a Ben Elton written 80 sit com would say. Which probably didn’t pass Laurie by.

[Cyclist]

Its just the sort of phrase a twat character in a Ben Elton written 80 sit com would say. Which probably didn’t pass Laurie by.

Now you've said that I can hear Rick from The Young Ones saying it.

[Andy McDandy]

Or Prince George thinking he's being funny.

[satnav]

I think the picture editor at the Mail needs his eyes tested.

Boris Johnson really is a Maverick! Outgoing Prime Minister looks like Tom Cruise's Top Gun character as he climbs into the cockpit of RAF Typhoon jet

[Malcolm Armsteen]

Written with Lawdy Dacre looking over his shoulder saying 'cunting cunt don't cunt it up you cunt...'

[Bones McCoy]

A compilation; in case you'd forgotten what a completely shit orator our outgoing PM was.

The Room Next Door - Boris Johnson Farewell Special

[Watchman]

Business as usual

Johnson skips emergency Cobra meeting as experts warn thousands may die in UK heatwave
https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/202 ... SApp_Other

[Youngian]

Pah, get a hand fan and a deck chair in the shade. 1976, ice creams, G&Ts, cricket with Beefy.

[Youngian]

A bucket list of jolly japes to complete

[Youngian]

Is he leading the nutters into the wilderness?

[Boiler]

Fun Boy 3 applies.

[Bones McCoy]

Is he leading the nutters into the wilderness?

That non executive directorship with Bacofoil has to be in the bag now.

[Boiler]

[Bones McCoy]

Boring, but sober.

[Boiler]

Apparently some senior Tories are touting Johnson as a candidate for the next NATO Secretary General .

https://www.thelondoneconomic.com/polit ... to-330691/

[Tubby Isaacs]

Please do this.

[satnav]

If Johnson starts looking for a safer seat a lot of Tories with smaller majorities than him will start to get very twitchy.

I still think he will stepdown as an MP sooner rather than later to try and dodge the various inquiries that are on the horizon. His claims that he got all the big calls right about COVID will soon unravel if he is forced to give evidence into the inquiry into the COVID pandemic.