- Tue Nov 01, 2022 7:33 pm
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I’m trying to understand Hancock’s motivation here. I think he realises that his career in front-line politics is effectively over(that snub from Sunak must have been the final straw), and he sees this celeb mallarkey as a way to build himself a new public image as Cuddly Matty, the Cheeky Chappie that everybody loves , in spite of him having been directly responsible for killing scores of elderly care-home residents by discharging infectious Covid-19 patients into their care homes.
He’s obviously following in the footsteps of Mad Nad, whose subsequent elevation to the front bench owed much, much less to her wombat’s knob munching activities than her adoration of the Johnson (and certainly fuck all to do with any compelling qualities of Dorries herself).
Or maybe he sees Anne Widdecombe as his role model? The hideously evil former Tory minister tried being cuddly by going on Strictly Come Dancing as the joke celeb dancer, and went on various other celeb guff TV aberrations, even appearing in fucking pantomime, for pity’s sake, before taking up her cudgels of hatred one more time as Nigel Farage’s sidekick and Brexit Party MEP.
Then there is Neil & Christine Hamilton. Two more vile individuals, a corrupt Tory MP and his freeloading spouse, who similarly attempted, not entirely successfully, to re-invent themselves as lovable eccentrics up for a laugh as long as there was a brown envelope of cash in it for them.
Seems to be very much a right-wing thing, though there was Ed Balls, who largely endeared himself to the public on the celeb jigging show after the voters of Morley & Outwood chucked him out in favour of (Lord help us) Andrea fucking Jenkyns.
I can’t envisage Hancock pulling it off. Surely he knows that virtually the entire audience will be voting for him to have to eat koala bollocks in a bath of cockroaches every fucking week, snarling “This is for granny, you cunt”, as they speed dial to vote for yet more discomfort for the incompetent, lying tosser time after time after time.
Last edited by Abernathy on Tue Nov 01, 2022 8:12 pm, edited 1 time in total.
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