[Tubby Isaacs]

[Arrowhead]

OK let's have results from some non-Brextity areas of the country now please.

[Tubby Isaacs]

Hardly recognised Ian Lavery, he hasn’t aged badly but just looks different.

He looked well. I wonder if he's lost weight or something. But I can't remember what he looked like before.

[Nigredo]

Magic Grandad's seat is apparently too close to call at the moment

[The Weeping Angel]

Hardly recognised Ian Lavery, he hasn’t aged badly but just looks different.

God knows what dross these 13 Reform MPs are going to throw up.

and where will these 13 MPs come from? someone from Reform claimed they're going to get a bigger vote share than the Lib Dems.

[Tubby Isaacs]

Have 30% of people in Blyth and Ashington "never worked" (per Sky interviewer)? That sounds like bollocks.

[Tubby Isaacs]

This guy is good. Hope he's right.

[Tubby Isaacs]

I wish Jo Johnson had been Prime Minister instead of his brother.

[Dalem Lake]

Alastair Campbell response to Nadine Dorries gibberish:
"I don't know what you're talking about and I don't think you do either"
The look on Mad Nads face was gold

[Tubby Isaacs]

John Redwood arguing for high wage local labour. Famously Tory position that.

[Tubby Isaacs]

John Redwood just said "they should put the wages up". Brilliant.

[Nigredo]

Alastair Campbell response to Nadine Dorries gibberish:
"I don't know what you're talking about and I don't think you do either"
The look on Mad Nads face was gold

Seems the pork haystack has been sexting her live on air

[Oboogie]

Magic Grandad's seat is apparently too close to call at the moment

Oooh you tease!

[Tubby Isaacs]

I think he'll win. The exit poll doesn't deal with unusual seats well.

[Tubby Isaacs]

[Tubby Isaacs]

Tories killed in Swindon South.

[Malcolm Armsteen]

Esther Mcvey - Labour gain (99%)
Jonny Minge - Labour gain (99%)
Admiral Sir Penny Mordant - too close to call
Chris Philp - Labour gain (99%)
Jonathan Gullis - Labour gain (96%)


Robert Buckland - result - he's out

[Tubby Isaacs]

Steve Baker is going to talk about gold, isn't he?

[Malcolm Armsteen]

Labour gain Swindon South - Heidi Alexander is back, Robert Buckland is out.

Swing to Labour 15%, in line with MRPs and exit polls.

[Arrowhead]

First Labour gain of the night - Swindon South.

BBC somehow missed the entire declaration.