By RedSparrows
#72077
I thought Hero Johnson purged them all? I thought Do Brexit And All Is Well?

It's never enough for the headbangers. There's no policy or mechanism the care for. Just the endless noise of performative cruelty.
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By Malcolm Armsteen
#72137
I'd go for Lewis Cocking. 'Cos it sounds rude.
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By Andy McDandy
#72138
Obese-Jecty sounds like some very niche porn.

Meanwhile, Nick 'fucking' Timothy made it? What has east Anglia done to deserve such awful people?

Meanwhile meanwhile, Cocking Hoare Fortune sounds like something every pimp wants. Made by getting the Hoare to Tugendhat a lot.
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By Youngian
#72144
Meanwhile, Nick 'fucking' Timothy made it? What has east Anglia done to deserve such awful people?

Shoot horses in the head for not winning races?
I know the Labour candidate and said Timothy was even more dislikable in person. Ran a nasty personal campaign portraying her as a crazed Marxist hippy who’d confiscate your car. The party wasn’t prepared to target the constituency which was a pity as it could have been won. She did beat the charismatic Reform candidate, daytime TV’s Dr David Bull.
By Youngian
#72145
Tubby Isaacs wrote: Sat Jul 06, 2024 4:58 pm Pick a leader out of this lot. Tugendhat?

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Can’t claim to know all the names but Caroline Noakes stands out and isn’t Jesse Norman a sane competent MP?

For shits and giggles vote Desmond Swayne for leader.
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By Tubby Isaacs
#72147
Jesse Norman is sane but he's also the most posh sounding bloke in the world, without Bozo or Rees-Mogg's ability to ham it up, or Cameron's PR training. Should be in the Shadow Cabinet, but can't see him as leader.

Dowden might be acting leader soon. I think he's unlikely to get beyond that.
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By Andy McDandy
#72152
Acting leader, and if you ask me, acting like a complete arsehole.

For 10 points, name the Michael Caine film that's from.
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By Tubby Isaacs
#72181
Youngian wrote: Sat Jul 06, 2024 6:40 pm
Meanwhile, Nick 'fucking' Timothy made it? What has east Anglia done to deserve such awful people?

Shoot horses in the head for not winning races?
I know the Labour candidate and said Timothy was even more dislikable in person. Ran a nasty personal campaign portraying her as a crazed Marxist hippy who’d confiscate your car. The party wasn’t prepared to target the constituency which was a pity as it could have been won. She did beat the charismatic Reform candidate, daytime TV’s Dr David Bull.
Nick Timothy, not as nice as he looks.
By Bones McCoy
#72219
Several commentators suggest that the threshold for leadership challenges is now 19 letters from MPs.

If so, Sunak's successor faces choppy seas ahead.
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By Abernathy
#72221
Tubby Isaacs wrote: Sat Jul 06, 2024 10:08 pm
Nick Timothy, not as nice as he looks.
And frankly, he don't look that nice.
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By Tubby Isaacs
#72225
Abernathy wrote: Sun Jul 07, 2024 12:14 pm
And frankly, he don't look that nice.
That's the joke, which I nicked off someone else. See also "David Mellor, not as nice as he looks". Not sure who the original in the joke was.
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By Malcolm Armsteen
#72238
Some Tories seem to be moving to the centre.



Others, however, not so much. Edward Leigh, now Father of the House and Head Gammon, reckons that the Tories should take in Fartage and go as far right as possible...

>edit<Now working - thanks, Orca.
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By Tubby Isaacs
#72240
Braverman apparently not ruling out joining Reform.

She's literally next door to Winchester, where the Lib Dems beat the Tories by 13,800.
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