[Youngian]

Gary Kemp's not right wing though I believe Tony Hadley is a Tory.

I've seen a few rightwingers adopt the "used to be left wing when it was about miners, but now it's all women and foreigners" stance

Until you tell them your interest is workplace and economic fairness and not culture war. Then they'd rather talk about golliwog bans and too many gays on Doctor Who.

[davidjay]

Gary Kemp's not right wing though I believe Tony Hadley is a Tory.

I've seen a few rightwingers adopt the "used to be left wing when it was about miners, but now it's all women and foreigners" stance

Until you tell them your interest is workplace and economic fairness and not culture war. Then they'd rather talk about golliwog bans and too many gays on Doctor Who.

Hadley's definitely a Tory although their music is definitely yuppie-era white soul aimed at aspirationals.

That lot have had an excuse not to vote Labour ever since they bought their council houses. The Looney Left became Kinnock the Windbag and although they briefly thought Blair was alright, since 2005 it's been a combination of illegal wars, immigrants, Marxism and wokery.

[Boiler]

Saw the Mail's front cover today.

Worra berk*, is all I can say.


*readers here will no doubt know the etymology of that word so no need to explain it here.

[davidjay]

Saw the Mail's front cover today.

Worra berk*, is all I can say.


*readers here will no doubt know the etymology of that word so no need to explain it here.

Other terms are available.

[Andy McDandy]

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His bollocks today on VE Day.

[davidjay]

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His bollocks today on VE Day.

That pesky Law, getting in the way of running the local council.

[Youngian]

VE Day commemoration is an occasion for columnists to aside their prejudices to write something dignified and classy. That's way beyond Littlejohn.

[Andy McDandy]

It's also rather pathetic. 80 years ago, a country riven with class barriers and discrepancies, recovering from a massive economic depression, built an alliance of over 50 countries and took on (and played a major part in defeating) two of the most technologically advanced militaries the world had to that point seen. In the aftermath it built a social care system aimed at preventing the inequalities that led to so many years of slaughter, and assisted with the building of international organisations to do so globally.

And now, what do his "new few" aim to do? Sack some HR people and stop rainbow flags being flown from a handful of buildings.

[Yug]

While we're on the subject of right-wing twats not nowin nuffink about the proud history they profess to luv so much, they should be told the truth about the European Charter of Human Rigbts. It was the pet project of their great hero, Sir Winston Churchill, who had his lackeys travelling around Europe trying to get forrin governments to sign up to it.

By shitting on the ECHR they are shitting all over Churchill's great legacy. Which is something that doesn't surprise me at all, because the right are overwhelmingly poorly educated and downright stupid.

[Killer Whale]

While we're on the subject of right-wing twats not nowin nuffink about the proud history they profess to luv so much, they should be told the truth about the European Charter of Human Rigbts. It was the pet project of their great hero, Sir Winston Churchill, who had his lackeys travelling around Europe trying to get forrin governments to sign up to it.

By shitting on the ECHR they are shitting all over Churchill's great legacy. Which is something that doesn't surprise me at all, because the right are overwhelmingly poorly educated and downright stupid.

Yeahbbut it was meant to be about showing the uncivilised Frogs and Krauts how to behave, not so that they could push us around. We won the fahkin' waahr, after all.

[Andy McDandy]

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Littlejohn on plans to make immigrants learn English - usual drill. Too little, too late. What about the grannies in Leicester and Southall gibbering in scribble and the young men of military age staying in Lenny Henry hotels? Yvette Cooper's a cow. Didn't need qualifications in my day. I'm a thick cunt and proud of it.

Bonus - Littlejohn with a Grumpy Old Men-style piece on how air travel is stressful, expensive, and designed to exploit customers. And how airport security is far too hard for nice white people, and they still let the wogs buy tickets:

https://iol.co.za/travel/travel-tips/20 ... e-airport/

Cunt.

[Youngian]

Has he got a companion article about his arrival; foreign customs are either like the gestapo or dozy daygos who take bribes. Foreign food was muck, hotel full of peasants from up north, staff didn't speak proper English.

I'm also in the grumpy old codgers' club when it comes to airports. I can no longer get excited enough about anywhere that means having to use them.

[davidjay]

Just as well I’m not an immigrant,

That's a lie for a start.

[Yug]

He's not an immigrant, he's an expat!

[Andy McDandy]

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New immigration policy. Dickie's against it. He's not going to go into tiny details, but suffice to say they're not good enough for him anyway. Instead here's a recycled load of stuff against Starmer.

Interesting bit near the front:

Undeniably, most of those who arrived from Poland and elsewhere brought significant economic benefit. The vast majority were hard-working, tax-paying, law-abiding, God-fearing folk.

Guessing that means 'white'.

[Andy McDandy]

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A woman prison warder has had an affair with a prisoner. Cue a metric ton of slut shaming offered up as 'proof' that the feminists were wrong, the dopey birds are all gagging for it, and you should just get a man in to sort it all out, love.

Extra items cover something about sausages and fishing, and a sneer at the NHS for trying another preventative measure to improve people's health. Because all middle aged men need is a ward staffed by saucebuckets in cliched nurse outfits, and prowled by a battleaxe matron wielding a cold spoon.

[Youngian]

His usual archaic popular culture references (Sweeney, Porridge, Rumpole) are today joined by a nearly 70 year old Peter Sellars film Two Way Stretch.

[Malcolm Armsteen]

It's a good film, mind. I doubt if Littledick gets the subtleties of the performances...

[davidjay]

It's a good film, mind. I doubt if Littledick gets the subtleties of the performances...

This is a man who judged Warren Mitchell, who played possibly the most memorable British sitcom character of all time, by one scene during his single appearance in a crime drama where he wore a dress. Even then he gave a masterclass in pathos, but what Dickie remembers is that hur hur, he played a bloke in a dress. Somehow, I doubt he understands subtlety.

[Andy McDandy]

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Guess what? He's not happy. You all know the drill. Senteen milyun bigist voat evar soled down rivver stitched up EU army worrabout fishurmen thirty year olds after are gurls my mate Nige not fair at least Trump was voated in hur hur they got a dopey burd runnin the EU buncha Frogs this wot we wonna war for bloody hippies and norf Landan types voat Nige.

Cunt.