[Youngian]

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Then he sucks up to Frederick Forsyth, who he did meet.

Pitiful shit.

As our mutual friend Simon Heffer, formerly of this parish, observed: Freddie was the most patriotic man he knew. His greatest disappointment was being bounced as a fighter pilot.

A tax exile for many years as Freddie's patriotism didn't extend to helping finance expensive RAF fighter jets.

[davidjay]

What's the definition of "most patriotic"?

[Andy McDandy]

To paraphrase Chris Morris, what did he do? Turn up on the sidelines every Sunday morning to cheer the country on?

[Amazonian]

Drop that pathetic 'bacon banjoes' bullshit, Dickie. You're not impressing or convincing anyone.

[mattomac]

Why would Reform have a tv schedule? Though wouldn’t it just be GB news?

[Andy McDandy]

Factual errors aside (net zero putting miners on the dole?), how would this go down with target voters? Two guys swanning around, living high on the hog, treating public service as a right old laugh, while occasionally pretending they care about poor people. Oh, and acting like Downing Street is theirs by right.

[Andy McDandy]

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Rape gang inquiry. Aside from making his usual shitty points about how the far right isn't really a thing, and that only Pakistani men do the raping, he takes the chance to lay into public inquiries in general. They're all a load of crap and always target the wrong people, and who cares if a few Paddies got shot or tortured, or some dopey birds got up the duff thanks to some brave heroic undercover copper? They were all dumb lefty tarts anyway.

Oh, and the new head of MI6 is a lady! Tee hee, she's got a silly name! Blaise Metreweli? May as well be Dixie Normous! And climate change? Well, a weather presenter from the 80s says different, so it must be bollocks.

Just for the "cops can do no wrong" shit (and absolving his mates of any blame for anything), serious cunt.

[Malcolm Armsteen]

Women often fall for dubious men who pretend to be millionaires, or airline pilots or friends of the Royal Family. That doesn’t mean they were assaulted, just duped. What were these officers supposed to do when an obliging madwoman in an anarchist group takes a fancy to them – make the old News of the World excuse and leave?

The 'dopey bird/obliging madwoman' in question was a pupil of mine, a great kid, a clever and articulate woman. She's worth at least ten of the bloviating lardarse.

[Youngian]

Are bogus airline pilot love rats a thing? He's referencing Deidre in Coronation Street. Richard, she's not real.