[Andy McDandy]

Don't threaten us with a good time etc.

[The Weeping Angel]

[Youngian]

One house + another house= Two houses. Do we know what her point is?

[The Weeping Angel]

I believe it's referring to the second home tax.

[Tubby Isaacs]

It is, and it's a classic, I'm told. "Someone gave me a free house and I have to pay tax on it".

Quite a few people would take that deal.

[Tubby Isaacs]

Rag.

[Killer Whale]

It's a trap:
"More than 1 in 8 of people in the UK were born overseas, you know"
"See, I told you there were too many foreigners!"

[Youngian]

I had a flexi early knock off Friday working in a factory nearly 40 years while the woke regime of Margaret Thatcher was in power.

[Andy McDandy]

Newspaper offices being hives of industry well into the night on a Friday., of course.

[Tubby Isaacs]

Egg-head Matthew Syed here. The "great historical figure would have definitely agreed with me" trope is laughable at the best of times, but especially here. How were borders controlled when these people lived? And anyway, who exactly says respecting laws and borders is incompatible? And that's before we get to the last sentence.

[Malcolm Armsteen]

And he regularly shows up on Sky News' paperswank to spout utter bollocks.

[Boiler]

Another individual who makes me rapidly reach for the 'off' button on my radio.