[Andy McDandy]

"Pack your bags and off to Bermuda with you. Don't make a scene, there's a good chap. And try to get lost."

[Watchman]

I imagine Andrew’s damage limitation team are firing up.

[Abernathy]

So Andrew Windsor has “agreed” that he will “no longer use” his titles including “Duke of York”, because he has become a “distraction” from the “work” of his brother the king. Though, of course, he still denies that he is guilty of any of the charges of pervy sexual abuse levelled at him by the late Virginia Giuffre, even though he paid her 12 million quid of his Mammy’s cash to go away.

Well, so fucking what ? If he is no longer going to be called the Duke of York, or the Head Wizard of the Purple Carpet, or whatever, then who (normal) gives a flying fuck ?

Cut the pervy cunt’s cashflow off and put him in a fucking council house in Ipswich , and maybe then I’ll pay attention. But he’s just going to continue to live off the fat of the fucking land at all our expense, thanks to this fucking insane monarchical system we still have. We all know he’s a pervy sex-offending prick. Just bin the bastard off and be done with it. The whole thing fucking stinks.

[Abernathy]

And another thing. For fuck’s sake, would the BBC stop saying “we should say that Prince Andrew denies any wrongdoing”.

No,you shouldn’t. we know he denies it all, and we know he is fucking lying. Just report it, and fucking leave it, you sycophantic twats.

[davidjay]

If there's a vacancy going for Royal Duke I wouldn't mind applying.

[Watchman]

And cut the cash flow to his leeching wife and daughters

[Boiler]

And another thing. For fuck’s sake, would the BBC stop saying “we should say that Prince Andrew denies any wrongdoing”.

No,you shouldn’t. we know he denies it all, and we know he is fucking lying. Just report it, and fucking leave it, you sycophantic twats.

Libel laws. Also - as you in particular are very fond of pointing out - whatever happened to "presumed innocent until proven guilty"?