[kreuzberger]

Hodges and his ilk, they're tories with typewriters. They all think that running a country of 70 million people in a world of 5D complexities is a doddle.

Hence, the prevailing clusterfuck.

[Tubby Isaacs]

That's what's wrong with the country. All the people who know how to run it are cutting hair, driving cabs and writing newspaper columns.

[Malcolm Armsteen]

And the people writing columns should be cutting hair?