[satnav]

I see Chris Felch was on Sky News calling for more cameras in areas with high rates of crime. I really don't think Peterborough would be classed as an area of high crime rates.

[Boiler]

Some websites would have you believe it's the most dangerous place in Cambridgeshire.

I'd look at the ONS dataset but it's not easy on a phone.

[Abernathy]

Knife attacker now named - Anthony Williams from London . Not Abdul Mohammed al Terrorist.

[Boiler]

A man with a far more British-sounding name than several far-right shit-stirrers... but ye BBC and Grauniad say he's from Peterborough?

[satnav]

We can all rest safely in our beds tonight knowing that Ant Middleton is on stand by to come and rescue the country. That is convicted criminal, failed businessman and failed TV presenter Ant Middleton.

I think Baldrick would actually do a better job because at least he would have a cunning plan!

[Malcolm Armsteen]

The ego has landed...

[Youngian]

Is he sure it was his country calling and not a giant hedgehog called Spiney Norman?

[Tubby Isaacs]

As I always say when Ant Middleton is mentioned, he doesn’t seem to be very popular with actual soldiers. If you want a proper tv soldier, Mark Fox is apparently the man.

[Andy McDandy]

General Zod called; he wants his goon back.

[Tubby Isaacs]

Knife attacker now named - Anthony Williams from London . Not Abdul Mohammed al Terrorist.

London though innit.

[Youngian]

Some websites would have you believe it's the most dangerous place in Cambridgeshire.

I'd look at the ONS dataset but it's not easy on a phone.

Pretty sure Cambridge has the highest crime stats in the county, more expensive stuff to nick.

[davidjay]

Looks like he knows something that we don't.

[Youngian]