[Youngian]

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Then he sucks up to Frederick Forsyth, who he did meet.

Pitiful shit.

As our mutual friend Simon Heffer, formerly of this parish, observed: Freddie was the most patriotic man he knew. His greatest disappointment was being bounced as a fighter pilot.

A tax exile for many years as Freddie's patriotism didn't extend to helping finance expensive RAF fighter jets.

[davidjay]

What's the definition of "most patriotic"?

[Andy McDandy]

To paraphrase Chris Morris, what did he do? Turn up on the sidelines every Sunday morning to cheer the country on?

[Amazonian]

Drop that pathetic 'bacon banjoes' bullshit, Dickie. You're not impressing or convincing anyone.

[mattomac]

Why would Reform have a tv schedule? Though wouldn’t it just be GB news?

[Andy McDandy]

Factual errors aside (net zero putting miners on the dole?), how would this go down with target voters? Two guys swanning around, living high on the hog, treating public service as a right old laugh, while occasionally pretending they care about poor people. Oh, and acting like Downing Street is theirs by right.

[Andy McDandy]

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Rape gang inquiry. Aside from making his usual shitty points about how the far right isn't really a thing, and that only Pakistani men do the raping, he takes the chance to lay into public inquiries in general. They're all a load of crap and always target the wrong people, and who cares if a few Paddies got shot or tortured, or some dopey birds got up the duff thanks to some brave heroic undercover copper? They were all dumb lefty tarts anyway.

Oh, and the new head of MI6 is a lady! Tee hee, she's got a silly name! Blaise Metreweli? May as well be Dixie Normous! And climate change? Well, a weather presenter from the 80s says different, so it must be bollocks.

Just for the "cops can do no wrong" shit (and absolving his mates of any blame for anything), serious cunt.

[Malcolm Armsteen]

Women often fall for dubious men who pretend to be millionaires, or airline pilots or friends of the Royal Family. That doesn’t mean they were assaulted, just duped. What were these officers supposed to do when an obliging madwoman in an anarchist group takes a fancy to them – make the old News of the World excuse and leave?

The 'dopey bird/obliging madwoman' in question was a pupil of mine, a great kid, a clever and articulate woman. She's worth at least ten of the bloviating lardarse.

[Youngian]

Are bogus airline pilot love rats a thing? He's referencing Deidre in Coronation Street. Richard, she's not real.

[Andy McDandy]

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Hur hur global warming's great, eh? Lovely hot weather, here's a rip-off of the Monty Python gas fitters sketch spliced with the usual "on hold to the call centre" script. Something something nationalisation, really can't work out what he's trying to say here.

Otherwise, here's some out of context photos, and a reference to a minor sleb and a blow job gag from 30 years ago.

Cunt.

[Amazonian]

It doesn't even seem to realise that Modesty Blaise was an excellent comic strip and initial excellent novel in a series before becoming an enjoyable but very airheaded film that the original creator, Peter O'Donnell, politely but firmly disowned.

Also, Blaise - as any fule kno - was the mentor of Merlin, and as such one of the most mythic British folklore names that you could find.

In short - Littlejohn is an ignorant cunt.

[Andy McDandy]

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Protesters? Shoot the bastards! Doesn't matter if they're pro-Palestine, or anti-Climate Change. Kill 'em all, nobody we'll miss at any rate.

Course, they won't get shot because the government are secretly in league with them. And forget about Plod, they're too busy hanging around at Pride parades and policing Facebook for harmless jests about caving a queer's head in. And if the cases ever get to court, you'll probably have half the Cabinet quitting their posts to defend them before some lefty judge throws the case out. You know what? Just fucking lynch them all.

Cunt.

[Boiler]

Driving through that part of the world the other day, I remembered the protestors at RAF Molesworth...

[Andy McDandy]

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Littlejohn does Glastonbury. BBC bias, inherent antisemitism, look at this dreadlocked fool (shades of his old mate MacKenzie on Benjamin Zephaniah there), worrabout Lucy fucking Connolly, marches every weekend, what if Rod Stewart said something about Brexit on stage*, so much for the tolerant left, kill the bastards.

Cunt.

*Pro-Brexit people often (OK, all the time) bring up the popularity argument, 17 point something million, biggest vote ever etc. It's perhaps the one argument they have left, as the decision and its implementation have been, on the whole, an unmitigated disaster. So, if it's popular, it's legit. Now compare that to the growing opinion that Netanyahu and the IDF, while absolutely entitled to make their country secure, are both denying that opportunity to other countries, and are seemingly enjoying their work in Gaza a bit too much. And that while we're not supposed to compare bodycounts, Benny and the Defs are basically saying "One of ours is worth loads of yours". If that's a popular opinion, does it deserve the same consideration as the fucked up thinking of the Brexiteers?

[Youngian]

The far right spanners will be bored with Glastonbury by next week and return to normal service; 'the Joos control the meeja, especially the BBC.'

[Andy McDandy]

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Forget Rachel Reeves, here's the real scandal - the "raspberry ripples" are driving cars!

Warning - utter cuntery inside.

[Abernathy]

Wow. Major league cuntery. Major, major.

The serious point - if there is one amongst the "hilarious" cuntery - is that there [i]might[/i] be some people benefitting from the Motability scheme that don't really need a car.

But of course, that's largely bollocks. My neighbour was rendered blind and nearly deaf by virulent meningitis a few years ago. He cannot drive the car he is provided with under the Motability scheme, so he relies on his full-time carer to drive him around in it, but the reality is that she and her family use it far more than he does. But so fucking what ?

[Rosvanian]

Wow. Major league cuntery. Major, major.

The serious point - if there is one amongst the "hilarious" cuntery - is that there might be some people benefitting from the Motability scheme that don't really need a car.

But of course, that's largely bollocks. My neighbour was rendered blind and nearly deaf by virulent meningitis a few years ago. He cannot drive the car he is provided with under the Motability scheme, so he relies on his full-time carer to drive him around in it, but the reality is that she and her family use it far more than he does. But so fucking what ?

I know a few conservative people but I can't imagine them being like this. Is this now what being conservative means?

[Andy McDandy]

For someone who claims to have no interest in politics, he don't half bang on about it.

Also, economic downturn 25 years ago? I seem to remember that in 2000 everything was on the up and up.

[Watchman]

And they get their own reserved space on carparks