Conservatives Generally

Re: Conservatives Generally#59326

By kreuzberger - Tue Dec 12, 2023 4:30 pm

- Tue Dec 12, 2023 4:30 pm #59326

satnav wrote: ↑Tue Dec 12, 2023 3:40 pm As the Tories prepare for the key Rwanda vote Peter Bone has been spotted arriving in parliament. The barrel is clearly being scraped.

We - assuming there are no closet nutters on here, aching to out themselves - should probably take more heart from this than Tricky Ricky.

Re: Conservatives Generally#59330

By Malcolm Armsteen - Tue Dec 12, 2023 5:42 pm

- Tue Dec 12, 2023 5:42 pm #59330

That is utterly fucking disgusting.

The moneychangers have fled from their high seats in the temple of our civilization. We now restore that temple to the ancient truths. The measure of the restoration lies in the extent to which we apply values more noble than mere monetary profit.

Re: Conservatives Generally#59335

By kreuzberger - Tue Dec 12, 2023 6:48 pm

- Tue Dec 12, 2023 6:48 pm #59335

Malcolm Armsteen wrote: ↑Tue Dec 12, 2023 5:42 pm That is utterly fucking disgusting.

Moi?

Re: Conservatives Generally#59336

By Malcolm Armsteen - Tue Dec 12, 2023 6:51 pm

- Tue Dec 12, 2023 6:51 pm #59336

Nah, Peter Boner.

Michael Tomlinson, Illegal Minister for Immigration or something is on his hind legs at the moment and he is as utterly useless as you might imagine. Inarticulate, patronising and trite.
Apparently he is a barrister - I don't imagine he won many cases...

The moneychangers have fled from their high seats in the temple of our civilization. We now restore that temple to the ancient truths. The measure of the restoration lies in the extent to which we apply values more noble than mere monetary profit.

Re: Conservatives Generally#59340

By Oboogie - Tue Dec 12, 2023 7:13 pm

- Tue Dec 12, 2023 7:13 pm #59340

kreuzberger wrote: ↑Tue Dec 12, 2023 6:48 pm
Malcolm Armsteen wrote: ↑Tue Dec 12, 2023 5:42 pm That is utterly fucking disgusting.
Moi?

You've got your work cut out to be more disgusting than Peter Bone, it's a very high bar.

Re: Conservatives Generally#59344

By davidjay - Tue Dec 12, 2023 7:55 pm

- Tue Dec 12, 2023 7:55 pm #59344

Oboogie wrote: ↑Tue Dec 12, 2023 7:13 pm
kreuzberger wrote: ↑Tue Dec 12, 2023 6:48 pm
Malcolm Armsteen wrote: ↑Tue Dec 12, 2023 5:42 pm That is utterly fucking disgusting.
Moi?
You've got your work cut out to be more disgusting than Peter Bone, it's a very high bar.

In this government it's more like a challenge.

Re: Conservatives Generally#59345

By Andy McDandy - Tue Dec 12, 2023 8:46 pm

- Tue Dec 12, 2023 8:46 pm #59345

Malcolm Armsteen wrote: ↑Tue Dec 12, 2023 6:51 pm Apparently he is a barrister - I don't imagine he won many cases...

You sure they didn't find him in a coffee shop?

As the actress said to the bishop, rabbi, imam and priest
"My eyes have seen the glory, I'm a born again Atheist!"

Re: Conservatives Generally#59350

By Tubby Isaacs - Tue Dec 12, 2023 10:17 pm

- Tue Dec 12, 2023 10:17 pm #59350

Another Red Wall Tory MP.

This rant is quite incredible. It's not even GB News standard.

Re: Conservatives Generally#59351

By davidjay - Tue Dec 12, 2023 10:29 pm

- Tue Dec 12, 2023 10:29 pm #59351

Another day, another idle wondering on how much further they can sink.

Re: Conservatives Generally#59353

By satnav - Tue Dec 12, 2023 10:47 pm

- Tue Dec 12, 2023 10:47 pm #59353

Apparently Nick Fletcher is a landlord with 6 houses and 4 flats in South Yorkshire. If people are struggling to buy homes in South Yorkshire perhaps they should be blaming the likes of Nick Fletcher rather than immigrants.

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Re: Conservatives Generally#59359

By RedSparrows - Wed Dec 13, 2023 9:10 am

- Wed Dec 13, 2023 9:10 am #59359

And again, for the fucking dullards at the back, even if you were morally, economically or conceptually correct, this plan STILL WON'T CHANGE A THING.

The idiot formerly known as cycloon. Still an idiot, mind.

Re: Conservatives Generally#59360

By Andy McDandy - Wed Dec 13, 2023 9:50 am

- Wed Dec 13, 2023 9:50 am #59360

Fletcher, never knowingly correct.

Cunt, to boot.

As the actress said to the bishop, rabbi, imam and priest
"My eyes have seen the glory, I'm a born again Atheist!"

Re: Conservatives Generally#59361

By Malcolm Armsteen - Wed Dec 13, 2023 9:54 am

- Wed Dec 13, 2023 9:54 am #59361

The moneychangers have fled from their high seats in the temple of our civilization. We now restore that temple to the ancient truths. The measure of the restoration lies in the extent to which we apply values more noble than mere monetary profit.

Re: Conservatives Generally#59363

By Killer Whale - Wed Dec 13, 2023 10:44 am

- Wed Dec 13, 2023 10:44 am #59363

They've reached the stage where stuff is true, not because it's objectively true, but because they (and I suppose an element of their support) believe it to be true. If you concentrate hard enough, if you really, really want something to be true, then it will be true. Noel Edmonds's 'cosmic ordering' gone socio-political.
Absolutely crazy.
If you believe hard enough that you can turn back the advancing tide, then it will happen. Bunch of Cnuts.

Re: Conservatives Generally#59396

By Watchman - Thu Dec 14, 2023 10:06 am

- Thu Dec 14, 2023 10:06 am #59396

Well, colour me shocked

BBC News: Suspended Tory MP Scott Benton faces 35-day Commons ban

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-67714132

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Well, I don't know, but I've been told
You never slow down, you never grow old
I'm tired of screwin' up, tired of going down
Tired of myself, tired of this town

Re: Conservatives Generally#59400

By Abernathy - Thu Dec 14, 2023 11:22 am

- Thu Dec 14, 2023 11:22 am #59400

By election time again. Defeats for Sunak likely both in Blackpool and in Wellingborough.

Really, just get on with the fucking general election.

"The opportunity to serve our country: that is all we ask.” John Smith, May 11, 1994.

Re: Conservatives Generally#59405

By Andy McDandy - Thu Dec 14, 2023 11:58 am

- Thu Dec 14, 2023 11:58 am #59405

I quite enjoy the nibbling. Every time Gove pops up to say "Nothing to worry about, typical midterm result, no evidence of support for opposition on the doorstep*, steady as she goes, voters want more of the same from us", a little bit more of him dies. At this rate he'll be a zombie by the time a GE is called. He's probably on it, at any rate.

*I love that line. There may have been no appetite for Labour on the doorstep**, but there was fairly obviously one in the polling station.

**The safe doorstep with a nice Tory voter that the minister was told to tap on***.

***The door, not the voter. Usually best to clarify with that lot.

As the actress said to the bishop, rabbi, imam and priest
"My eyes have seen the glory, I'm a born again Atheist!"

Re: Conservatives Generally#59408

By Watchman - Thu Dec 14, 2023 1:30 pm

- Thu Dec 14, 2023 1:30 pm #59408

Unless your 30p and forget you're knocking on a mates door

Well, I don't know, but I've been told
You never slow down, you never grow old
I'm tired of screwin' up, tired of going down
Tired of myself, tired of this town

Re: Conservatives Generally#59409

By Watchman - Thu Dec 14, 2023 1:46 pm

- Thu Dec 14, 2023 1:46 pm #59409

"Israeli settlers responsible for violence against Palestinians on West Bank will be banned from UK, David Cameron says."

The raging intellect that is our Foreign Secretary

Well, I don't know, but I've been told
You never slow down, you never grow old
I'm tired of screwin' up, tired of going down
Tired of myself, tired of this town

Re: Conservatives Generally#59419

By Malcolm Armsteen - Thu Dec 14, 2023 6:02 pm

- Thu Dec 14, 2023 6:02 pm #59419

The moneychangers have fled from their high seats in the temple of our civilization. We now restore that temple to the ancient truths. The measure of the restoration lies in the extent to which we apply values more noble than mere monetary profit.