Alex Johnson - worst prime minister ever - Page 211

Re: Alex Johnson - worst prime minister ever?#29883

By Bones McCoy - Fri Jul 15, 2022 11:13 pm

- Fri Jul 15, 2022 11:13 pm #29883

Abernathy wrote: ↑Fri Jul 15, 2022 9:45 pm Was I imagining this - or did Johnson call Starmer “Captain Crasheroonie Snoozefest” at PMQs the other day ? What the actual fuck?

It's the name of a Peppa Pig episode.

Re: Alex Johnson - worst prime minister ever?#29886

By Youngian - Fri Jul 15, 2022 11:44 pm

- Fri Jul 15, 2022 11:44 pm #29886

Abernathy wrote: ↑Fri Jul 15, 2022 9:45 pm Was I imagining this - or did Johnson call Starmer “Captain Crasheroonie Snoozefest” at PMQs the other day ? What the actual fuck?

Not a prolific Tweeter but saves it for his best lines

Re: Alex Johnson - worst prime minister ever?#29895

By Andy McDandy - Sat Jul 16, 2022 7:01 am

- Sat Jul 16, 2022 7:01 am #29895

Thing is, like David Jason falling down in a pub, it may not be witty, but twats will embrace it.

As the actress said to the bishop, rabbi, imam and priest
"My eyes have seen the glory, I'm a born again Atheist!"

Re: Alex Johnson - worst prime minister ever?#29898

By Youngian - Sat Jul 16, 2022 7:08 am

- Sat Jul 16, 2022 7:08 am #29898

Its just the sort of phrase a twat character in a Ben Elton written 80 sit com would say. Which probably didn’t pass Laurie by.

Re: Alex Johnson - worst prime minister ever?#29902

By Cyclist - Sat Jul 16, 2022 7:31 am

- Sat Jul 16, 2022 7:31 am #29902

Youngian wrote: ↑Sat Jul 16, 2022 7:08 am Its just the sort of phrase a twat character in a Ben Elton written 80 sit com would say. Which probably didn’t pass Laurie by.

Now you've said that I can hear Rick from The Young Ones saying it.

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Sod it!

Re: Alex Johnson - worst prime minister ever?#29904

By Andy McDandy - Sat Jul 16, 2022 9:24 am

- Sat Jul 16, 2022 9:24 am #29904

Or Prince George thinking he's being funny.

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As the actress said to the bishop, rabbi, imam and priest
"My eyes have seen the glory, I'm a born again Atheist!"

Re: Alex Johnson - worst prime minister ever?#29944

By satnav - Sat Jul 16, 2022 10:07 pm

- Sat Jul 16, 2022 10:07 pm #29944

I think the picture editor at the Mail needs his eyes tested.

Boris Johnson really is a Maverick! Outgoing Prime Minister looks like Tom Cruise's Top Gun character as he climbs into the cockpit of RAF Typhoon jet

Re: Alex Johnson - worst prime minister ever?#29945

By Malcolm Armsteen - Sat Jul 16, 2022 10:15 pm

- Sat Jul 16, 2022 10:15 pm #29945

Written with Lawdy Dacre looking over his shoulder saying 'cunting cunt don't cunt it up you cunt...'

The moneychangers have fled from their high seats in the temple of our civilization. We now restore that temple to the ancient truths. The measure of the restoration lies in the extent to which we apply values more noble than mere monetary profit.

Re: Alex Johnson - worst prime minister ever?#29947

By Bones McCoy - Sat Jul 16, 2022 11:15 pm

- Sat Jul 16, 2022 11:15 pm #29947

A compilation; in case you'd forgotten what a completely shit orator our outgoing PM was.

The Room Next Door - Boris Johnson Farewell Special

Re: Alex Johnson - worst prime minister ever?#29954

By Watchman - Sun Jul 17, 2022 8:48 am

- Sun Jul 17, 2022 8:48 am #29954

Business as usual

Johnson skips emergency Cobra meeting as experts warn thousands may die in UK heatwave
https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/202 ... SApp_Other

Well, I don't know, but I've been told
You never slow down, you never grow old
I'm tired of screwin' up, tired of going down
Tired of myself, tired of this town

Re: Alex Johnson - worst prime minister ever?#29961

By Youngian - Sun Jul 17, 2022 1:56 pm

- Sun Jul 17, 2022 1:56 pm #29961

Pah, get a hand fan and a deck chair in the shade. 1976, ice creams, G&Ts, cricket with Beefy.

Re: Alex Johnson - worst prime minister ever?#30014

By Youngian - Mon Jul 18, 2022 3:27 pm

- Mon Jul 18, 2022 3:27 pm #30014

A bucket list of jolly japes to complete

Re: Alex Johnson - worst prime minister ever?#30027

By Youngian - Mon Jul 18, 2022 6:20 pm

- Mon Jul 18, 2022 6:20 pm #30027

Is he leading the nutters into the wilderness?

Re: Alex Johnson - worst prime minister ever?#30029

By Boiler - Mon Jul 18, 2022 6:43 pm

- Mon Jul 18, 2022 6:43 pm #30029

Fun Boy 3 applies.

Re: Alex Johnson - worst prime minister ever?#30032

By Bones McCoy - Mon Jul 18, 2022 7:43 pm

- Mon Jul 18, 2022 7:43 pm #30032

Youngian wrote: ↑Mon Jul 18, 2022 6:20 pm Is he leading the nutters into the wilderness?

That non executive directorship with Bacofoil has to be in the bag now.

Re: Alex Johnson - worst prime minister ever?#30045

By Boiler - Mon Jul 18, 2022 9:04 pm

- Mon Jul 18, 2022 9:04 pm #30045

Re: Alex Johnson - worst prime minister ever?#30052

By Bones McCoy - Mon Jul 18, 2022 9:43 pm

- Mon Jul 18, 2022 9:43 pm #30052

Boring, but sober.

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Re: Alex Johnson - worst prime minister ever?#30205

By Boiler - Wed Jul 27, 2022 12:46 pm

- Wed Jul 27, 2022 12:46 pm #30205

Apparently some senior Tories are touting Johnson as a candidate for the next NATO Secretary General .

https://www.thelondoneconomic.com/polit ... to-330691/

Re: Alex Johnson - worst prime minister ever?#30233

By Tubby Isaacs - Wed Jul 27, 2022 9:11 pm

- Wed Jul 27, 2022 9:11 pm #30233

Please do this.

Re: Alex Johnson - worst prime minister ever?#30238

By satnav - Wed Jul 27, 2022 10:22 pm

- Wed Jul 27, 2022 10:22 pm #30238

If Johnson starts looking for a safer seat a lot of Tories with smaller majorities than him will start to get very twitchy.

I still think he will stepdown as an MP sooner rather than later to try and dodge the various inquiries that are on the horizon. His claims that he got all the big calls right about COVID will soon unravel if he is forced to give evidence into the inquiry into the COVID pandemic.