Michael 'Oiky' Gove

Re: Michael 'Oiky' Gove#5590

By Oboogie - Fri Jul 02, 2021 8:09 pm

- Fri Jul 02, 2021 8:09 pm #5590

I keep hearing whispers that his lover is male - I was dismissing them as homophobic fantasy but that's an odd fit with some of the whisperers.

Re: Michael 'Oiky' Gove#5594

By Malcolm Armsteen - Fri Jul 02, 2021 8:24 pm

- Fri Jul 02, 2021 8:24 pm #5594

Hmm.

https://popbitch.com/2019/01/swing-vote/

The moneychangers have fled from their high seats in the temple of our civilization. We now restore that temple to the ancient truths. The measure of the restoration lies in the extent to which we apply values more noble than mere monetary profit.

Re: Michael 'Oiky' Gove#5596

By Oboogie - Fri Jul 02, 2021 8:51 pm

- Fri Jul 02, 2021 8:51 pm #5596

Maybe he swings both ways?

Re: Michael 'Oiky' Gove#5602

By kreuzberger - Fri Jul 02, 2021 11:10 pm

- Fri Jul 02, 2021 11:10 pm #5602

Bones McCoy wrote: ↑Fri Jul 02, 2021 7:46 pm With luck there'll be CCTV of him balls deep in a 12 year old choirboy.
While snorting up toot like a Henry vacuum.

Darren Grimes, going full soprano for want of his mam's lube?

Anyway, BH should be fun on Sunday morning, especially the squirmy sounds to accompany the newspaper review.

Re: Michael 'Oiky' Gove#5604

By Malcolm Armsteen - Sat Jul 03, 2021 12:11 am

- Sat Jul 03, 2021 12:11 am #5604

The moneychangers have fled from their high seats in the temple of our civilization. We now restore that temple to the ancient truths. The measure of the restoration lies in the extent to which we apply values more noble than mere monetary profit.

Re: Michael 'Oiky' Gove#5615

By Crabcakes - Sat Jul 03, 2021 1:23 pm

- Sat Jul 03, 2021 1:23 pm #5615

Oboogie wrote: ↑Fri Jul 02, 2021 8:51 pm Maybe he swings both ways?

Well he is a dick *and* a twat…

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Re: Michael 'Oiky' Gove#5624

By Youngian - Sat Jul 03, 2021 3:04 pm

- Sat Jul 03, 2021 3:04 pm #5624

Michael Gove is Gordon Gopher with Murdoch’s hand up his arse. Might be an attractive asset for some.

Re: Michael 'Oiky' Gove#5632

By Tubby Isaacs - Sat Jul 03, 2021 3:59 pm

- Sat Jul 03, 2021 3:59 pm #5632

Emeritus Professor of Government, so might have some useful sources. He can't confirm it's Gove, though that seems most likely.

Re: Michael 'Oiky' Gove#5635

By Tubby Isaacs - Sat Jul 03, 2021 4:20 pm

- Sat Jul 03, 2021 4:20 pm #5635

Odd phrasing?

Re: Michael 'Oiky' Gove#5636

By Tubby Isaacs - Sat Jul 03, 2021 4:22 pm

- Sat Jul 03, 2021 4:22 pm #5636

Old Jolyon does sometimes overegg stuff, but...

Re: Michael 'Oiky' Gove#5642

By satnav - Sat Jul 03, 2021 5:20 pm

- Sat Jul 03, 2021 5:20 pm #5642

Any married person who has had an affair during the last 16 months will have potentially been in breech of various lockdown rules and regulations. Hancock was unlucky because his indiscretion was caught on camera.

The fact that Gove has announced that he is getting divorced it would suggest that he is aware that photographic evidence exists of him breaching social distancing rules. With Hancock resigning quickly after be found out it will be interesting to see if Gove clings onto his job if the papers go after him.

Re: Michael 'Oiky' Gove#5644

By Bones McCoy - Sat Jul 03, 2021 6:15 pm

- Sat Jul 03, 2021 6:15 pm #5644

I'm interested only in who gets custody of Mussolini's collected works.

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Re: Michael 'Oiky' Gove#5656

By Watchman - Sat Jul 03, 2021 8:06 pm

- Sat Jul 03, 2021 8:06 pm #5656

Does this mean he’s no longer the Dirty Digger’s man on the inside?

Well, I don't know, but I've been told
You never slow down, you never grow old
I'm tired of screwin' up, tired of going down
Tired of myself, tired of this town

Re: Michael 'Oiky' Gove#5657

By Malcolm Armsteen - Sat Jul 03, 2021 8:20 pm

- Sat Jul 03, 2021 8:20 pm #5657

He hasn't gone yet.

Unless you mean.. no, that's just too awful to contemplate...

The moneychangers have fled from their high seats in the temple of our civilization. We now restore that temple to the ancient truths. The measure of the restoration lies in the extent to which we apply values more noble than mere monetary profit.

Re: Michael 'Oiky' Gove#5675

By Tubby Isaacs - Sat Jul 03, 2021 9:43 pm

- Sat Jul 03, 2021 9:43 pm #5675

No Sunday breakfast splash so far?

Re: Michael 'Oiky' Gove#5677

By Malcolm Armsteen - Sat Jul 03, 2021 9:50 pm

- Sat Jul 03, 2021 9:50 pm #5677

Tubby Isaacs wrote: ↑Sat Jul 03, 2021 9:43 pm No Sunday breakfast splash so far?

Mind bleach needed.

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The moneychangers have fled from their high seats in the temple of our civilization. We now restore that temple to the ancient truths. The measure of the restoration lies in the extent to which we apply values more noble than mere monetary profit.

Re: Michael 'Oiky' Gove#5686

By Tubby Isaacs - Sat Jul 03, 2021 10:21 pm

- Sat Jul 03, 2021 10:21 pm #5686

Has the government fed nice stories to a particular tabloid for tmrw? That might be an indication that this paper has a story on Gove...

Re: Michael 'Oiky' Gove#5907

By mattomac - Tue Jul 06, 2021 3:38 pm

- Tue Jul 06, 2021 3:38 pm #5907

Haven't they been splitting up for about 3 years?

Re: Michael 'Oiky' Gove#5923

By MisterMuncher - Tue Jul 06, 2021 10:40 pm

- Tue Jul 06, 2021 10:40 pm #5923

It breaks my heart to see a couple so obviously well matched split up. If these two shit-stains on the collective trunks of humanity can't bond in their shared inhumanity and wallow in the shared bliss of callous, nasty, hypocritical bile, what hope is there for any of us?

We regard capitalist journalism as an effective weapon in the hands of a well-informed, but utterly unscrupulous, enemy, rather than merely as an unbiased recorder of passing events.

Re: Michael 'Oiky' Gove#6052

By Tubby Isaacs - Thu Jul 08, 2021 5:36 pm

- Thu Jul 08, 2021 5:36 pm #6052

Gove has scrapped EVEL, to his credit.

Going to be increasingly absurd if major devolution takes place to English regions. How could you not stop all those MPs voting too? Was a terrible idea anyway.