Michael 'Oiky' Gove

Michael 'Oiky' Gove#93

By Malcolm Armsteen - Sat Apr 17, 2021 11:35 am

- Sat Apr 17, 2021 11:35 am #93

Where is he? Answers on a postcard...

Is he on hidden manouvres?
Is he in rehab?
Has he been caught playing away?*
Has he had a breakdown?
Has he discovered shame?

*When I suggested this to Mrs A she made a noise like a cat bringing up a hairball.

The moneychangers have fled from their high seats in the temple of our civilization. We now restore that temple to the ancient truths. The measure of the restoration lies in the extent to which we apply values more noble than mere monetary profit.

Re: Michael 'Oiky' Gove#96

By Bones McCoy - Sat Apr 17, 2021 11:51 am

- Sat Apr 17, 2021 11:51 am #96

Down the Winchester, lying low till it all blows over.

This is the guy who brought Cummings into Westminster, stabbed Alexander in the front and spends far too much time around think tanks.
But 12 months out of the public eye, and his mates in the press will buff him up to look like Johnson's successor.

Re: Michael 'Oiky' Gove#98

By Malcolm Armsteen - Sat Apr 17, 2021 11:55 am

- Sat Apr 17, 2021 11:55 am #98

That makes sense, rather frighteningly.

So No.1

The moneychangers have fled from their high seats in the temple of our civilization. We now restore that temple to the ancient truths. The measure of the restoration lies in the extent to which we apply values more noble than mere monetary profit.

Re: Michael 'Oiky' Gove#281

By Bones McCoy - Tue Apr 20, 2021 2:43 pm

- Tue Apr 20, 2021 2:43 pm #281

Re: Michael 'Oiky' Gove#289

By visage - Tue Apr 20, 2021 5:12 pm

- Tue Apr 20, 2021 5:12 pm #289

Malcolm Armsteen wrote: ↑Sat Apr 17, 2021 11:35 am Where is he? Answers on a postcard...

Is he on hidden manouvres?
Is he in rehab?
Has he been caught playing away?*
Has he had a breakdown?
Has he discovered shame?

*When I suggested this to Mrs A she made a noise like a cat bringing up a hairball.

Definitely not the second option, according to an eyewitness I know.

Re: Michael 'Oiky' Gove#302

By Malcolm Armsteen - Tue Apr 20, 2021 8:29 pm

- Tue Apr 20, 2021 8:29 pm #302

Apparently he's in Israel, discussing Covid passports. Why that needs two people (plus entourage and coke dealers) flying halfway across the world I don't know. Could easily be a Zoom.

The moneychangers have fled from their high seats in the temple of our civilization. We now restore that temple to the ancient truths. The measure of the restoration lies in the extent to which we apply values more noble than mere monetary profit.

Re: Michael 'Oiky' Gove#303

By Andy McDandy - Tue Apr 20, 2021 8:31 pm

- Tue Apr 20, 2021 8:31 pm #303

Thing about Zoom calls is that they can be recovered. Shit's going down under the table. Arms deals would be my guess.

As the actress said to the bishop, rabbi, imam and priest
"My eyes have seen the glory, I'm a born again Atheist!"

Re: Michael 'Oiky' Gove#557

By Malcolm Armsteen - Thu Apr 22, 2021 6:51 pm

- Thu Apr 22, 2021 6:51 pm #557

Interesting bit in the latest Popbitch email:

>> A house divided? <<
What's happening in Westminster?

There's already a pretty hefty amount of sleaze and suspicion sloshing around Westminster at the minute, and it seems as though Fleet Street may have a new story to toss into the trough too. Lobby hacks were asking some rather pointed questions about rumoured ministerial use of a grace-and-favour flat in Admiralty Arch at a briefing this week.

Though details were sparse, it's unlikely to relate to the Johnson/Arcuri affair that's back in the news – because the shagging in that took place at their own residences. It's unlikely to be connected to any of David Cameron's recent lobbying efforts either – as he's no longer a minister.

So who could it be? And could this have anything to do with the persistent Westminster rumour that there's been a rift in the once unshakeable Gove-Vine union?

The moneychangers have fled from their high seats in the temple of our civilization. We now restore that temple to the ancient truths. The measure of the restoration lies in the extent to which we apply values more noble than mere monetary profit.

Re: Michael 'Oiky' Gove#560

By kreuzberger - Thu Apr 22, 2021 7:42 pm

- Thu Apr 22, 2021 7:42 pm #560

That's just pungent tittle-tattle and remember, everyone is entitled to a bit of privacy, whoever they are.

Except for those two. So, please repost anything and everything just as soon as it becomes available.

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Re: Michael 'Oiky' Gove#561

By Oboogie - Thu Apr 22, 2021 7:54 pm

- Thu Apr 22, 2021 7:54 pm #561

Could it really be Gove? I find it barely plausible that he persuaded one woman to go to bed with him, two is surely taking the piss?

Re: Michael 'Oiky' Gove#564

By Malcolm Armsteen - Thu Apr 22, 2021 8:17 pm

- Thu Apr 22, 2021 8:17 pm #564

Apparently as well as being a massive prick he has a massive prick. (Popbitch again).

The moneychangers have fled from their high seats in the temple of our civilization. We now restore that temple to the ancient truths. The measure of the restoration lies in the extent to which we apply values more noble than mere monetary profit.

Re: Michael 'Oiky' Gove#565

By Andy McDandy - Thu Apr 22, 2021 8:20 pm

- Thu Apr 22, 2021 8:20 pm #565

Isn't there a rumour that he and Vine are sex swappers? Pity the fool who gets their car keys.

As the actress said to the bishop, rabbi, imam and priest
"My eyes have seen the glory, I'm a born again Atheist!"

Re: Michael 'Oiky' Gove#584

By Bones McCoy - Thu Apr 22, 2021 9:59 pm

- Thu Apr 22, 2021 9:59 pm #584

Andy McDandy wrote: ↑Thu Apr 22, 2021 8:20 pm Isn't there a rumour that he and Vine are sex swappers? Pity the fool who gets their car keys.

Make your excuses and leave territory...

Re: Michael 'Oiky' Gove#585

By Bones McCoy - Thu Apr 22, 2021 10:02 pm

- Thu Apr 22, 2021 10:02 pm #585

Oboogie wrote: ↑Thu Apr 22, 2021 7:54 pm Could it really be Gove? I find it barely plausible that he persuaded one woman to go to bed with him, two is surely taking the piss?

They wouldn't be Tories if they had good taste.

Is it possible that Mikey's opened a second front with the DUP?

Re: Michael 'Oiky' Gove#587

By The Red Arrow - Thu Apr 22, 2021 10:05 pm

- Thu Apr 22, 2021 10:05 pm #587

Having spent most of the day preparing and cooking my favourite meal, and just about to serve up, I suddenly find myself not hungry anymore.

Gone. Sick of Starmeroid hypocrisy.

Re: Michael 'Oiky' Gove#591

By kreuzberger - Thu Apr 22, 2021 10:27 pm

- Thu Apr 22, 2021 10:27 pm #591

The Red Arrow wrote: ↑Thu Apr 22, 2021 10:05 pm Having spent most of the day preparing and cooking my favourite meal, and just about to serve up, I suddenly find myself not hungry anymore.

Was it the thought of Arlene and Sarah scissoring to fuck while doing beak off the peak of Arlene's driver's cap while, as a dab hand at hitting moving targets, he cracks one off over their breasts?

Aye, that'll be it.

Re: Michael 'Oiky' Gove#596

By The Red Arrow - Thu Apr 22, 2021 10:36 pm

- Thu Apr 22, 2021 10:36 pm #596

Anyone fancy a lamb bhuna with all the trimmings? I'm not going to touch it.

Gone. Sick of Starmeroid hypocrisy.

Re: Michael 'Oiky' Gove#597

By Boiler - Thu Apr 22, 2021 10:38 pm

- Thu Apr 22, 2021 10:38 pm #597

Can you attach it to a PM? I'll have it if so.

Re: Michael 'Oiky' Gove#601

By Bones McCoy - Thu Apr 22, 2021 10:46 pm

- Thu Apr 22, 2021 10:46 pm #601

The Red Arrow wrote: ↑Thu Apr 22, 2021 10:36 pm Anyone fancy a lamb bhuna with all the trimmings? I'm not going to touch it.

Better send a bucket...

Re: Michael 'Oiky' Gove#611

By Oboogie - Fri Apr 23, 2021 12:58 am

- Fri Apr 23, 2021 12:58 am #611

kreuzberger wrote: ↑Thu Apr 22, 2021 10:27 pm
The Red Arrow wrote: ↑Thu Apr 22, 2021 10:05 pm Having spent most of the day preparing and cooking my favourite meal, and just about to serve up, I suddenly find myself not hungry anymore.
Was it the thought of Arlene and Sarah scissoring to fuck while doing beak off the peak of Arlene's driver's cap while, as a dab hand at hitting moving targets, he cracks one off over their breasts?

Aye, that'll be it.

You're not a well man Kreuzy. Seek help.

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