[RedSparrows]

We've been beating problems round the head for 20,000 years, more beatings will see us through.

[Tubby Isaacs]

Luckily Kemi has a solution that would stop any kids getting bad ideas about women.

Kemi Badenoch backs calls to ban under-16s from owning smartphones - and reveals her 11-year-old is only allowed a classic 'brick' mobile

[soulboy]

Lucky kid. Nothing for their Mum to hack.

[Bones McCoy]

That'll be 10,000 to replace the 20,000 sacked (or "let go") under Osborne's austerity.

[Andy McDandy]

Luckily Kemi has a solution that would stop any kids getting bad ideas about women.

Kemi Badenoch backs calls to ban under-16s from owning smartphones - and reveals her 11-year-old is only allowed a classic 'brick' mobile

Yeah, sure he is.

What is it about Tories and performative bollocks with their kids?