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Not telling us all about how well the war's going? Whyever not? Here's some guff about crossing patrols getting abused, which is bad. First let's imply it's happening in That London, which as we all know is crawling with Them. Or Their allies, you know, green types. Then reveal it's actually happening in the countryside, and go off into some guff about PC Plod sitting on his bicycle on the village green, a careful eye kept on those little rascals thinking of scrumping an apple, or going down the campsite to beat up some gypsies. Anyway, it's the usual "why can't the police catch proper criminals instead of going after stuff I might be partial to?", in this case, online shit stirring.
A few other bits and bobs. TAMWFKAPA and his status as a freeman of London, hee hee, ancient medieval laws, he can drive sheep up a Welshman's arse in Shrewsbury on a wet Wednesday. Bit about football that he claims not to follow any more. Bit about them letting gays in the army, they'll all be wearing makeup next. See that warship, it's got a big dragon on it. How common, like a footballer with tattoos.
Which touches on something curious about Littlejohn - for all his ordinary bloke, man of the people, bacon banjo bollocks, he's incredibly squeamish about actual 'normal' people.
But then again, he is a massive cunt.
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